Marinaâ„¢

Fort Kickass

Real Name:

Marina Eller

Member Since:

January 16, 2012

About Me

Marina Eller enjoys using bows to slay lots of bad guys, as well as jumping out of planes, writing novels that never get finished, poems that do get finished, drawing comics with MS Paint, and playing lots and lots of video games. She hopes to someday write an article for Cracked, but due to her status as the Most Relentless Serial Killer of Jokes and Pop Culture References of the 21st century (conferred by Tom Reimann), it is very likely that her achievement of this goal would herald the coming of the End Times.