JugularNotch THE ICT

Real Name: Matthew Notch

Member Since: May 31st, 2010

About Me:
Here are some jokes.


1. A horse walks into a bar. Barkeep goes, "Hey, why the long face?" Horse goes, "I have AIDS. They don't screen as stringently in Tijuana."

2. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl tinkle? Because the 'p' is silent.

3. How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

4. What's worse than rewatching your favorite shows as a kid when you grow up, and discovering that they aren't as good as you remember? The Holocaust.

5. What's worse than the Holocaust? Six million Jews.

It's okay, I have a Jewish friend who always tells me that joke is lame, so it's not as offensive as you think. Also I end like every comment with a sentence that doesn't end in a period