JordanG

La Verne, California

Real Name:

JordanG

Member Since:

March 14, 2012

About Me

In 2009, I gave ordinary 9-5 jobs a massive triple-bird (yes, my wang counts as a third bird) and went into business for myself over at www.SwankBanana.com.

There, I speak in silly voices, write ridiculous things and make some slick videos about zombies, and people pay me for it.

Get ready, Cracked; the Banana cometh...