Jason Iannone
Dirty, filthy word whore for Cracked, Grunge, SVG, and anyone else with nothing better to do with their money than give it to me.
What A 30-Year-Old DOS Game Taught Me About My Awful Memory
I needed to get away from outlets that give me answers without expecting me to internalize them. I had two options for doing so: putting on pants and living in the Ozarks for a month, or playing Carmen Sandiego.
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6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
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5 Great TV Shows That Should've Been Canceled Way Earlier
Survivor really lives up to its name, because it shouldn't be around anymore.
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4 Bizarre Things Nobody Tells You About Neutering A Pet
Plastic cone or not, your dog WILL scratch his balls, even if he has to contort himself like a Russian gymnast to do it.
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5 Hollywood Stories You See Everywhere (That Are Always BS)
All of us have fallen for stories like these before but there are some particularly egregious types of B.S. that shouldn't fly anymore
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Stink Is A Weapon: 5 Facts Of MMA Fighting (Not Seen On TV)
Any part of the body can be used to defeat your opponents. Even the excrement.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jason Iannone, Dallas Mann, Terrence Chen
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5 Corrupt Workers Who Liked Getting Paid But Not Working
It's one thing to suck at your job because you're just plain incompetent. It's another because you're too busy being a lazy, greedy, conniving, corrupt asswad.
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5 Unbelievable Ways Rich Assholes Get To Cheat Through Life
Some filthy rich people don't horde their cash or flaunt it as a status symbol, so much as they use it as a dirty green cheat code.
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4 Musicians Everyone Hates (Who Are Secretly Crazy Talented)
It turns out some commonly accepted no-talent hacks flip the script and turn out to not just be good at music but really amazing at it.
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6 People Who Responded To Tragedies In The Most Soulless Way
When disaster strikes, there are plenty of ways you can respond without being a massive tool. But that's not what these heroes decided to do.
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I Was A Reality TV Judge: 5 Secrets I Shouldn't Tell You
It turns out the reality behind ... reality television is much more dramatic.
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- By Jason Iannone, Maxwell Goldcrest
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5 Celebrities Way More Disgusting Than You
As it turns out, many celebrities aren't truly like us -- they're way, way more disgusting than that.
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6 Dumb Aspects Of The Original Star Wars Trilogy You Forgot
The beloved OT was never meant to be seen as a great artistic achievement. Not until our collective nostalgic hive mind decided it had to be, anyway.
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6 Famous Companies You Had No Clue Were Dying
The internet has made things pretty easy. Too easy...
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6 Insane News Stories About Terrorism (That Were Total B.S.)
It's time for part 47 billion of our 219-quintillion-part series on fiction passed off as news.
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4 Problems In Sports That Only Exist Because Of The Fans
Hypocrisy is a hell of a drug, and I'm as much a dirty addict as you.
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5 Famous Snacks That Are Surprisingly Hard To Make At Home
Let's just say I won't be quitting Cracked to join the Cake Boss anytime soon.
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5 Real Art Projects That Quickly Turned Into Crimes
For the guys on this list, it's not enough to make people mad -- they're not happy until their art straight-up murders someone.
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5 Game Shows That Butchered Family Games in Hilarious Ways
I've been preparing for retirement since I was a little boy, not by saving all my money or starting a 401(k) the second I got my first paper route, but by watching a shitload of game shows.
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