Jason Iannone
Dirty, filthy word whore for Cracked, Grunge, SVG, and anyone else with nothing better to do with their money than give it to me.
5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf
Dwarves have size where it matters most.
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- By Jason Iannone, Charles Less
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5 Insane Children's Books That Will Ruin Your Child
When authors try to get clever, they begin a cycle that will never stop. That's how we get innocent-looking books that hide baffling lessons like.
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- By Jason Iannone, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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6 Hilarious New Costumes That Fail to Cash in on New Movies
Very rarely do you come across a Halloween costume that's actually scary.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Favorite TV Shows Could End
When it comes to your favorite shows, over-analytical fans from all across the Internet have their theories on what amazing twists we have yet to see.
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5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined the Product
Cool didn't even go to die in these ads, because cool wasn't allowed within 500 feet of the studio.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Terrible Ways Nature Turns Pregnancy Into a Horror Movie
These poor critters carry, deliver, and raise their young in such painful and deadly ways, the so-called Miracle of Life becomes a curse of pissed-off-warlock proportions.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Famous Musicians Who Went Solo (and Insane)
Some musicians go solo and do the same thing they were doing in their band. Others spread their wings and we wish they did also.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Valuable Life Lessons (That We Never Follow)
People utter these borderline cliches for a reason, one we tend not to realize until we've royally messed up their intended lessons.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Life in Korea
As an American teaching English in South Korea, I expected to run into at least a few cultural differences. Needless to say, I was ill prepared for what I found when I actually got there.
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- By Jason Iannone, MJ Stacey
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5 Things You Only Know If You Grew Up in a Communist Regime
I grew up in communist Romania under the watchful eye of despotic president Nicolae Ceausescu. I watched my country torn to tatters, and it still hasn't even halfway recovered.
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- By Jason Iannone, Partice Béconne
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6 Most Misleading Movie Titles Ever
'Snakes On a Plane' has a rare integrity for a Hollywood film. More often, we get our hearts broken with empty promises like these.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Cases of Censorship That Totally Changed the Message
Censorship commits a greater sin than 'threatening freedom' or 'oppressing thought': It completely alters the story's message.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Appearances in Video Games
These games make so little sense, and make the star look so stupid, the only explanation is programmers finally getting revenge by proxy on every popular kid from school.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Insane Ways Video Games Changed During My 9-Year Hiatus
I all but abandoned the gaming world for years on end. I've started playing again, though, and it's like stepping into an alien planet.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 5 Most Baffling Hair Metal Videos of All Time
With nobody telling the musicians that they should probably stick to musicianing, we ended up with adventures in idiocy such as these.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Old-Timey Rules Sports Should Bring Back Immediately
The early days of pro sports had some of the most entertaining rules imaginable, and bringing them back would freshen up pro ball handling overnight.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Horrible Things You Learn Working At A Convenience Store
Speaking purely from personal experience, that working at a convenience store kind of sucks.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Concept Albums That Completely Botch Their Own Concept
You can't stop the beat. But boy did we want to.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 4 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Video Game Realism
'Realistic' gameplay backfires as soon as the developer is forced to choose between keeping the game realistic and making a game that is fun to play.
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- By Jason Iannone
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