Jason Iannone
Dirty, filthy word whore for Cracked, Grunge, SVG, and anyone else with nothing better to do with their money than give it to me.
5 Pet Products That Prove You're Too Lazy For a Pet
If caring for your pet is the lowlight of your day, the good people at Heartless Money-Sucking Corporations, Inc., have the products for you.
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The 6 Most Humiliating Public Failures by Celebrity Psychics
Apparently these people couldn't predict their own national humiliation.
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- By Mark Hill, Jason Iannone, Stephen West
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4 Ways Rock Stars and Teen Pop Stars Are Exactly the Same
The bands you grew up listening to would never do any of that Disney Channel bullshit, right? Wrong.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Hopelessly Outdated Technologies People Still Use
Despite the fact that we live in a culture where most of us carry telephones 'in our pockets' that can access any piece of information ever recorded (and also make phone calls), there are still countless people around the world who depend on painfully outdated technology as part of their daily routine.
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The 6 Least Hip Internet References in Song Lyric History
There's a fine line between 'artful inclusion' and 'unskilled name-dropping,' and the following songs dove headfirst into the latter, awkwardly revealing that on the whole, pop stars simply do not use computers.
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5 Moments in Fake Professional Wrestling That Got Too Real
It turns out that when the performing wrestlers are both huge and insane, one accident can escalate play fighting into the real thing pretty quickly.
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- By David Dudhnath, Jason Iannone, Steve Hanley
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Found at Your Local Library: The Three Stooges Book
You know that guy who feels the need to describe a joke and just destroys any semblance of humor while doing so? Well, he grew up to write children's books based on Three Stooges shorts.
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6 Silly Sounding Jobs That Are Way Harder Than You Think
Keep in mind before you apply, though: Some of these frivolous-sounding jobs are harder, more dangerous and deadlier than anything you've ever done in your life.
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- By Jason Iannone, M. Asher Cantrell
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5 Artistic Geniuses Who Only Became Great After Selling Out
The truth is that some of the greatest works of music, film and art have happened only because the artist agreed to compromise in the name of success.
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6 Video Game Heroes Made Useless By Supporting Characters
Just because you're the star of your very own video game doesn't automatically mean you deserve the lead role. In most cases, we wish we could control the far-better sidekick instead.
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