Abraham Mireles
I'm just a mexican lawyer (living in Mexico), an artist having fun writting for cracked and learning to improve my writing to give meaningful messages.
In my honest and super biased opinion, Mexico has the best food in the world.
You can contact me on here on Cracked or in Quora here https://www.quora.com/profile/Abraham-Mireles
5 Movie Messages That Only Make Sense If You Ignore Reality
Some of the most famous movie lessons rely entirely on insane coincidences making everything possible.
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- By Alex Hanton, Tiago Svn, Abraham Mireles, Dan Hopper
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5 Movie 'Heroes' We Need To Reconsider
A protagonist isn't always a hero.
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- By Spencer Thew, Mike Bedard, Abraham Mireles, Jordan Breeding
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5 Beloved Games That Have Secret Terrifying Backstories
There are some seemingly cute, family-friendly games out there hiding backstories so messed up that they'd be cut from a Chuck Palahniuk novel.
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- By James Kinneen, Tiago Svn, Abraham Mireles
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5 Heartbreaking Side Effects Of The Opioid Crisis In America
People have been getting loaded ever since Julius Wine ate all those bad grapes, and we're mostly OK with it. But prescription opioid painkillers, our latest drug epidemic, is a different beast entirely.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Jordan Breeding, Markos Hasiotis, Andrea Meno
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5 Horrifying Ways America's Hunting Undocumented Immigrants
Being an undocumented immigrant is like playing the world's highest-stakes game of hide and seek.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Daisy Walters
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6 Movie 'Jobs' That Serve Zero Purpose
Some movies make up entire careers that have no reason for existing whatsoever.
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- By Spencer Thew, Abraham Mireles, Jordan Breeding
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6 Famous Writers Who Secretly Wrote Insane Pieces Of Trash
Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.
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- By Michael Hossey, Abraham Mireles, Tara Marie
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5 Real-Life Murderers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie
Serial killers in movies are all constrained by the same limitation: The imagination of a screenwriter, who is presumably not a murderous psychopath. No matter how disgusting or outright evil the fictional killer, there's somebody out there topping them in real life.
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- By Israel SH, Abraham Mireles, Zanandi Botes, Laura H, Michael Battaglino
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6 Actual Answers To Famously Unsolved Movie/TV Mysteries
Sometimes we find ourselves in the awkward position of defending a movie against others pointing out plot holes that don't actually exist.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Tara Marie, Nathan Wadowski
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6 Bizarre Assumptions Movies Make About Strong Women
Yeah, we are getting more "strong" women in movies, but there are some truly bizarre things writers just can't get past.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Tara Marie, Matt Cowan
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Great Art With Bizarre Flaws You Never Noticed & Can't Unsee
Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Rachel P.
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6 Politicians Who Abused Their Power Like Bratty Toddlers
The following politicians managed to disregard the law and all rules of a civilized society in the funniest ways possible.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Cassowary Wong
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6 Myths About The US Constitution Too Many People Believe
The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Abraham Mireles
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The 6 Greatest Moments In Wartime Smack Talk
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
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- By Adam Koski, Jorden Weir, Abraham Mireles
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5 Types Of 'Scientific' Evidence You Won't Believe Are B.S.
Fingerprint identification is an extremely delicate art. And by 'delicate,' we mean 'wildly subjective.'
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- By Abraham Mireles
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5 Dumb Things Every Kid Thinks (Science Says Are True)
It turns out there was a very good reason you couldn't finish your vegetables but always had room for cookies.
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- By Jeff Sloan, Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Lisa Olsen
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5 Huge Celebrities With Insane Secret Backstories
Some celebrities take the scenic route to stardom, and wind up going down some strange back roads.
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- By B.T. Doran, Abraham Mireles, E.M. Caris, Tara Marie
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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths
The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Kelly Stanaway
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6 Super Valuable Pieces Of Crap Hiding In People's Homes
There are some lucky bastards out there whose accidental discoveries made their entire lives. The best part? They didn't even have to leave their own homes.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H
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