I happen to be trapped in an empty soda can

Real Name:
Lazy eye Jones
Member Since:
October 21, 2009

About Me

Younger than stewie griffin with all the sex appeal of a rotten Chicken wing. My Free time is spent sharpening a bar of Dove soap so that i may one day escape this lonely can. My hobbies include staring into the sky with my mouth open when it rains, also shaving celery sticks into the shapes of famous people i wish to one day meet.

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