Adam Wears
6 Completely Inexplicable Video Games Starring Rock Stars
We'd explain what 'Def Jam Vendetta' is about, but it just boils down to punching people in the face as Snoop Dogg.
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5 Christmas Movies You Never Realized Had Insane Messages
Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.
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6 Scientifically Impossible Scenarios You've Worried About
There are several popular doomsday scenarios that movies and the Internet love to toss around, despite the fact that, according to science, they could never possibly happen.
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6 Horrible Historical Disasters (We Actually Saw Coming)
We've got some finger pointing to do.
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7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightmares
This is the body of Xin Zhui, a Chinese noblewoman who died over 2,000 years ago, yet continues to be blessed with the skin, flesh, organs, and sunny disposition of a fairly fresh corpse.
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6 Old-School Journalists Who Make Tabloids Look Tasteful
We tend to forget that even before the Web came along, the fourth estate regularly put up with the screwnut shenanigans of people like these folks.
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6 Common Things You Do In Video Games (That Are War Crimes)
Many 'serious' elements in our war games are illegal enough in real life to earn you a court martial.
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8 Acts Of Rock Star Debauchery That Would Destroy You
If you're a rock star whose defining work came out somewhere between the years of 1969 and 1994, chances are your body and soul have atrophied into tiny prunes thanks to a decades-long carousel of hedonism.
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7 Embarrassing Conversations That Were Overheard By Everyone
It's easier than ever for trusted professionals to accidentally broadcast the shit they say behind our backs to all of civilization.
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Hitler's Super Jet: 6 Lost Historical Secrets We've Dug Up
Hey, scientists, cut it out.
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6 Hilarious Old Versions Of Modern Technology
Your great-grandparents had access to some of the same 'innovations' we have today; they just weren't as flashy about it.
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The 6 Stupidest Acts Of Journalistic Fraud Ever Attempted
Breaking an important story is such an all-encompassing dream that some reporters won't even think twice about flat-out lying to get that extremely uncomfortable Jacuzzi full of Pulitzer Prizes they all so desperately crave.
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6 Annoying Gaming Gimmicks (You Didn't Know Were Super Old)
Many of the things we dislike most about modern video games have been skidmarks on the industry for longer than the 'Super Mario Bros.' movie.
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6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works Of Art
The Internet's stupidest conspiracy theories are bleeding into the real world.
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6 Ways To Make Money Off The Internet (If You're An Asshole)
The Internet has changed the world of commerce, presenting us with a whole universe of amazing opportunities to make money ... provided you're a jackass.
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6 Brilliant Clues Hidden In The Background Of TV Shows
We're betting most of you didn't catch any of these the first time around.
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- By Adam Wears, Amanda Mannen, Chris Radomile, Carolyn Burke
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6 Stories That Prove U.S. Drug Enforcement Agents Are Insane
Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.
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6 Lost Works Of Genius (Found In The Dumbest Place Possible)
Sometimes the hoarders are right, and some random piece of garbage that's currently festering in your attic may turn out to be worth a fortune.
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6 Incredible Ancient Wonders (Destroyed By Idiots)
When future archaeologists look back at our era thousands of years from now, they'll reach two major conclusions: 1) our subway system was very inefficient and bizarrely sandwich-centric, and 2) we were morons.
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6 Conspiracy Theories That Are Unintentionally Hilarious
Please enjoy some intriguingly stupid conspiracies the Internet has crapped out recently.
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