30 Movie Cliches That Just Won’t Go Away
![30 Movie Cliches That Just Won’t Go Away](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/8/819168_320x180.jpg)
Nobody expects Hollywood to be super realistic all of the time. However, that doesn’t mean that using the same unbelievable and dumb cliches isn’t getting tiring to see.
In movies, for example, kids are pithy, succinct and focused on whatever quip they’re delivering or mayhem they’re perpetrating. But in real life, a little kid can hardly finish a single sentence before jumping to 10 more completely random thoughts. The moment they enter a room, they forget about whatever grand scheme they were just cooking up in the basement, and start interacting with every element of their new environment. A toy on the ground? Gotta scope it out. Mom’s bag? There’s gotta be candy in there somewhere! Oh, a cell phone! Do you have any games on there?
Kids aren’t the only ones getting lazy representation in Hollywood either. You’ve also got lovers with unrealistic kissing styles, hackers guessing the most obvious passwords (that actually work, ugh) and everyone in the future dressing incredibly sexily.
![CRACKED.COM That name no longer Jack?? has any meaning for me! Jack is dead, my friend. SCORPOWER No. Not Barker. Harry is That man is dead. DEAD! Going evil requires you declaring your former self dead and assuming a new name?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/0/819200.jpg)
![TELL US NOW. ... Melanie H. points out that kids in sitcoms show up, quip, and then shut up. In real life kids come in, say something dumb, leave, make up an excuse to come back, stand around listening for no reason, interject pointless questions, and basically make it impossible for parents to have a conversation. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/9/819199.jpg)
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![... TELL US NOW. SPITTY KISSES Amanda R. says, Wet, sloppy kisses that go on forever. Swallow some of that saliva, dude. I'm not attracted to Saint Bernards. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/8/819198.jpg)
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![Lost a hand? That's it for you. Forget about pushing on, maybe with a neat chainsaw attached. You'll just bleed out fast-even faster if you keep moving around. You'll likely lose consciousness in less than a minute. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/7/819197.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Put some respect on Oswald Cobblepot's name. CRACKED Mike D. hates when well-known supervillains go out like punks. The Joker and Penguin deserved more respect than falling off a building and bleeding out from bird-launched missile shrapnel.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/6/819196.jpg)
![Batman & Robin In Time GUESSING SOMEONE'S PASSWORD IN FILMS IS SO EASY, YOU CAN DO IT IN MINUTES. JUST LOOK AROUND THE COMPUTER FOR HINTS, OR RECALL BIRTHDATES OF PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT AND YOU'RE IN! Lord of War War Games CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/5/819195.jpg)
![CRACKED COM The easiest way to tell if you're watching a Sci-Fi movie or show is: Look for the figure-hugging jumpsuit.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/4/819194.jpg)
![BIG ROBOCOP SECRETS ARE REVEALED IN BATHROOMS TRADING PLACES volu STRANGER THINGS CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/3/819193.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Whenever a character quotes another movie. THE DARK KNIGHT You complete me. Did The Joker just reference Jerry Maguire? Does that mean Tom Cruise exists in this universe?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/2/819192.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM HAUNTED HOUSES WERE ALREADY A THING IN ANCIENT ROME. The house was suspiciously cheap-and sure enough, a chain-rattling ghost showed up at night. As it turned out, the house was built on his grave. This story full of haunted house tropes was recorded by Roman writers 2,000 years ago.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/1/819191.jpg)
![RAMBO II ALIENS A non-violent mission is offered... be an advisor take pictures Violence is delivered. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/9/819189.jpg)
![Looking to score some drugs? HIGH SCHOOL NIP/TUCK Just find a tattooed guy! AMERICAN DAD I CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/9/0/819190.jpg)
![GRACKED.COM WOEVE SUFFSHBER) SHORT CIRCUIT JOHNNY DEMP NUMBERS - NAVE edward SCISSORHANDS West Disney PINOCCHIO CLASSICS A robot, android ROBIN WILLIAMS or puppet was K. Make & brought to life تحليب Eyos and Oil now it wishes to become more BICENTENNIAL MAN human! - iROBOT A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/8/819188.jpg)
![All young people are caught in a CRACKED.COM Vampire Diaries iCarly GiRL WORLD GOSSIPGIRL LOVE TRIANGLE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/7/819187.jpg)
![Don't trust anybody. Later... I told you not to trust anybody! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/6/819186.jpg)
![Most Disney films have exactly zero princesses. As of 2020, Disney's animated canon includes 58 movies, but only 12 official princesses-and most of those came after 1989. Before that, Disney had made only three princess movies (Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty) out of 27. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/5/819185.jpg)
![He thinks he's being kissed by a beautiful woman... but actually he's being licked by an animal. Either stop doing it, or stop pretending it's an accident. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/4/819184.jpg)
![TELL US NOW. ... Angela M. says the all- knowing AA is a myth. WORK Belong are RECEPTION On TV, administrative assistants know everything going on in this office, everyone's schedule, and where everybody is. I try, but honestly, I'm the last person people tell. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/3/819183.jpg)
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![... TELL US NOW. SHOWER SEX Sean M. says, It's clunky, one partner is always cold, and it's a good way to slip and break something (or worse). It's a discussion with an EMT tech or detective waiting to happen. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/0/819180.jpg)
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![Chloroform won't instantly knock you out. Rendering someone unconscious with chloroform takes two to three minutes. For this to work, your target would need to be extremely cooperative and refrain from fighting for a good while. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/2/819182.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Being super is 90% mental. GRACKED Bramwell S. says The strength ratio is always so inconsistent - Peter stopped a train but couldn't punch out Doc Ock?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/2/819172.jpg)
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![Transparent displays are to be used everywhere the 1946 98 DO 17:46 M - - Avatar Minority Report Even though they do not make much sense outside of augmented 27 reality situations like a display in a fighter jet cockpit. The Avengers - BOSS Total Recall CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/3/819173.jpg)
![burn notice HOUSE M.D. Hugh Laurie It's time to stop ending shows with faked deaths. WHITECOLLAR DEXTER CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/8/819178.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM ...or you live long enough You to see yourself either die become the a hero... villain. There's foreshadowing, and then there's contrived foreshadowing. But this line from The Dark Knight is ridiculously contrived foreshadowing. Why would a grown man; let alone one who is not outright portrayed as obsessed with storytelling devices; describe his life in terms of fiction-related terms in public?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/1/819181.jpg)
![CRACKED COM MOUNT VESUVIUS CAUSED HEADS TO EXPLODE. During the Vesuvius eruption in 79 CE, people in the nearby Herculaneum were hit by a super- hot gas cloud. The hapless victims didn't just burn to death -their brains instantly boiled, and their skulls exploded.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/7/819177.jpg)
![Countdown from seeing a pool on screen to someone jumping into it. Almost Famous, 1 minute Lethal Weapon, 2 minutes Breaking Bad, 5 minutes CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/6/819176.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Loners in movies are almost always creepy/weird. PROHIBITED - Travis Bickle Gordo Taxi Driver The Gift 6 5 Henry Spencer Seymour Parrish Eraserhead One Hour Photo](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/4/819174.jpg)
![Three female roles? ISLA JOE FISHER Make them CABETH TOBEY EDGES BICKI MAGUIRE - Blonde I 1 I T III I . CHARLIE'S ANGELS DEFINITELY, MAYBE Dark Hair THREE THREE RELATIONSHIPS. DISASTERS. & Redhead Kirsten Isla Lizzy Dunst Fisher Caplan bachelorette CRACKED.COM James Kyle Total Monden bomheimer Willion SOUP](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/5/819175.jpg)
![James ERICA a world-famous ANDIE MACOOMELL designer. with DASHER design fashion She's still in high school. Apparently, high school kids True Jackson VP A 15-year old girl becomes the Vice President of a fashion company. dominate the fashion industry. One Tree Hill Brooke instantly launches a clothing line right after graduating from high school. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/1/819171.jpg)