The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die

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22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die

We've mentioned before about overused props or character types that Hollywood can't seem to let go of. Well, it turns out that in all that hubbub of noticing stuff Tinsel Town does to death, we never really picked up on the fact that movie characters are starting to sound like an echo chamber also.

To help illustrate this fact, we asked our readers to call out some phrases that Hollywood needs to ease up on. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Danzy

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