Cracked Archive - Weird World

There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job

As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.

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The 5 Most Half Assed Ways People Found Priceless Artifacts

Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.

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6 Legitimate Goddamn Heroes You Didn't Know Got Screwed Over

The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.

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I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities

Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.

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15 Overseas-Only Products That'll Make You Want To Defect

Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.

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5 Hilarious Stories Of Stock Prices Driven By Stupidity

Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.

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Things I Saw As A Psych Ward Nurse Too Dark For Horror Films

Nobody deals with more crap, literal or otherwise, than mental hospital employees.

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There's A Public Shaming Industry (And It Held Me Hostage)

Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.

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17 Real Facts Hidden By The People Who Want You To Be Scared

A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.

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The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About)

It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.

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5 Things Everyone Wants That Would Actually Ruin The World

The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.

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The DC Rape Coverup And 5 Other Horrendous Superhero Plots

If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.

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6 Words You Wish You Listened To By Any School Year's End

Put these on flash cards and memorize them.

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Why Russia Is Like America's Jealous Ex Who Can't Move On

Russia, I said we're done with you.

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Check Out This Weird Theory About Trump's Twitter We Found

There's a theory floating that Trump himself tweets from an Android, while his staff are all tweeting from iPhones. And it seems to hold up.

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