Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Only Meteorologists Know About Weather Reports

We talked to a meteorologist, David, to learn how he predicts the weather. There's a 75 percent chance that everything he told us is accurate.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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April 08, 2016

5 Awesome Products That Seem Horrible Thanks To Their Ads

No one wants to spend that much time in a car with the same person. There's just no way.

By Aaron Kheifets
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April 07, 2016

Why Batman v. Superman Is The Most Cynical Movie Ever

Note: I'm about to spoil absolutely everything that happens in this movie.

By J.F. Sargent
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April 06, 2016

5 Evil Species Of Flies You Don't (Want To) Know Exist

Maybe be a little wary the next time you go to swat a fly.

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By Jonathan Wojcik
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April 06, 2016

5 Obvious Marketing Lies We're All Weirdly Cool With

At some point, ad companies realized that they could get away with literally whatever they want.

By J.F. Sargent
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April 05, 2016

7 Famous Characters Whose Iconic Design Was A Total Mistake

One little typo in your code, and suddenly your pigs are giant green penis monsters.

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I Hadn't Gone Through Puberty In My 20s: 6 Hellish Realities

If you really hated your adolescence, you might be interested to learn that there's a developmental disorder that prevents people from going through puberty at all.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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April 05, 2016

8 Unsolved Crimes That Were Clearly Committed By Satan

Dead men can't set multiple fires.

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By Zachary Frey
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April 04, 2016

5 Superhero Powers Nobody Realizes Could Save The World

Yo, why isn't Gambit working in a power plant or something?

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By David Lee
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April 03, 2016

An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products

If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.

By Felix Clay
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April 02, 2016

5 Shockingly Gross Realities Of Cleaning Swimming Pools

There's less sex than we thought, but way more sex toys.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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April 02, 2016

6 Problems At Every Convention That Nobody Prepares You For

Hanging out at conventions can be a fun. But there are a few dark drawbacks to these gatherings. Every rose has its thorns. Every mutant team has its Jubilee.

By Daniel Dockery
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April 01, 2016

5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths

Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.

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By Markos Hasiotis
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March 31, 2016

I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities

Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!

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