Cracked Archive - Weird World

There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job

As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.


The 5 Most Half Assed Ways People Found Priceless Artifacts

Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.


6 Legitimate Goddamn Heroes You Didn't Know Got Screwed Over

The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.


I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities

Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.


15 Overseas-Only Products That'll Make You Want To Defect

Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.


5 Hilarious Stories Of Stock Prices Driven By Stupidity

Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.


Things I Saw As A Psych Ward Nurse Too Dark For Horror Films

Nobody deals with more crap, literal or otherwise, than mental hospital employees.


There's A Public Shaming Industry (And It Held Me Hostage)

Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.


17 Real Facts Hidden By The People Who Want You To Be Scared

A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.


The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About)

It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.


5 Things Everyone Wants That Would Actually Ruin The World

The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.


The DC Rape Coverup And 5 Other Horrendous Superhero Plots

If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.


6 Words You Wish You Listened To By Any School Year's End

Put these on flash cards and memorize them.


Why Russia Is Like America's Jealous Ex Who Can't Move On

Russia, I said we're done with you.


Check Out This Weird Theory About Trump's Twitter We Found

There's a theory floating that Trump himself tweets from an Android, while his staff are all tweeting from iPhones. And it seems to hold up.