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Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.
Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
Nobody deals with more crap, literal or otherwise, than mental hospital employees.
Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.
A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.
It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.
The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.
If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.
Put these on flash cards and memorize them.
Russia, I said we're done with you.
There's a theory floating that Trump himself tweets from an Android, while his staff are all tweeting from iPhones. And it seems to hold up.