Cracked Archive - Weird World
There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job
As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- August 18, 2016
The 5 Most Half Assed Ways People Found Priceless Artifacts
Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.
- By Tara Marie
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- August 18, 2016
6 Legitimate Goddamn Heroes You Didn't Know Got Screwed Over
The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.
- By Tara Marie
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- August 17, 2016
I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities
Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- August 17, 2016
15 Overseas-Only Products That'll Make You Want To Defect
Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 17, 2016
5 Hilarious Stories Of Stock Prices Driven By Stupidity
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 16, 2016
Things I Saw As A Psych Ward Nurse Too Dark For Horror Films
Nobody deals with more crap, literal or otherwise, than mental hospital employees.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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- August 16, 2016
There's A Public Shaming Industry (And It Held Me Hostage)
Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.
- By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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- August 15, 2016
17 Real Facts Hidden By The People Who Want You To Be Scared
A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 15, 2016
The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About)
It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.
- By Anna Drezen
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- August 13, 2016
5 Things Everyone Wants That Would Actually Ruin The World
The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 13, 2016
The DC Rape Coverup And 5 Other Horrendous Superhero Plots
If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.
- By Henrik Magnusson , Tara Marie
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- August 13, 2016
6 Words You Wish You Listened To By Any School Year's End
Put these on flash cards and memorize them.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 12, 2016
Why Russia Is Like America's Jealous Ex Who Can't Move On
Russia, I said we're done with you.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- August 11, 2016
Check Out This Weird Theory About Trump's Twitter We Found
There's a theory floating that Trump himself tweets from an Android, while his staff are all tweeting from iPhones. And it seems to hold up.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- August 10, 2016
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