You should know I didn't resort to a madcap heist right away, as is typical for me. I did legitimately try to grow my own pumpkin.
Biblical miracles can be explained with (wildly unlikely, but still technically possible) science.
Solar flares won't destroy us, just our internet. So, scratch that, solar flares will destroy us.
Using arm wrestling to dictate the terms of a business agreement is simultaneously one of the most badass and most poorly conceived legal agreements in history.
This is how you get people on Twitter asking to be fisted by Tony the Tiger.
Chances are you've never stopped to think about the guy whose job it is to deliver the worst news possible to family after family. Those guys are known as Casualty Notification Officers, and we interviewed one who served during the Iraq War.
Some famous companies out there that took a leap into a wildly different industry ... and shattered both ankles once they slammed into the cold, hard ground of reality.
If you have a child at home, immediately go block WikiHow on their computer.
Sorry for cold-cocking the best man in the jaw, sorry for burning the entire venue to the ground, and sorry for getting all of us -- particularly you newlyweds -- arrested.
It turns out there are lots of people out there who compulsively steal stuff they can't even use, and even they don't know why.
These people went above and beyond the call of duty in their everyday lives just because it was the right thing to do.
Warning: There's a lot of peeing in this article.