Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber
If a cell tower ever stops functioning, some poor bastard has to scale the thing and fix it. If that sounds simple, well, here are some things you should know.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 31, 2016
The 4 Ways That Pretentious People Try To Impress You
You're not special. You're not unique. You're just annoying.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 29, 2016
5 Horrifying Laws It Took WAY Too Long To Fix
One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'
- By Mordecai Jones
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- July 28, 2016
6 Dark Movies You'll Never See The Same Knowing Their Origin
Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.
- By JM McNab
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- July 27, 2016
6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think
Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 27, 2016
5 Reasons You Might One Day Vote For A Donald J Trump
Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 26, 2016
6 Depressing Epilogues Of Famous Websites
Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.
- By Chris Rio
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- July 26, 2016
5 Advocate Groups Who Are Shockingly Angry For Dumb Reasons
There are so many annoying people out there that it's a wonder the world isn't a giant Thunderdome. However, there are some people who find the most ridiculous things rage to about.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 25, 2016
5 Problems Superheroes Would Have (Movies Don't Address)
Wouldn't it be awesome if your favorite superheroes came to life? Actually, it turns out that'd be more than a little complicated.
- By Stephan Roget
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- July 25, 2016
4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat
We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 24, 2016
Why The CoV Decided To Throw Its Full Support Behind Trump
[huge, huge applause, triumphant gunshots]
- By Anna Drezen
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- July 23, 2016
4 Things People Always Overlook When Moving
That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.
- By Ian Fortey
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- July 22, 2016
When CGI Won't Cut It: 6 Realities Of Being A Movie Monster
Doug Jones is one of the most famous actors you don't know.
- By Mark Hill, Calix Reneau
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- July 22, 2016
5 Things To Do Now That Dragons Have Returned To The World
Well, it's up and happened. Dragons have returned to the world. We were wrong to laugh at the old man who warned us this day was coming.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 21, 2016
5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People
These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- July 21, 2016
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