Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works Of Art
The Internet's stupidest conspiracy theories are bleeding into the real world.
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- By Adam Wears
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653 The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Dolls & Toys
Why the hell would anyone want to own one of these creepfests?
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- By Ian Ury, Ivan Farkas, Hillery Alley
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I Am Deathly Allergic To The World's Most Popular Smell
I have an allergy to lavender. And it's so severe that just smelling it can send me to the hospital.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Jennifer Joy Johnson
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5 Famous Storylines You Didn't Know Were Written By Kids
You should take note of how these folks did it; they not only laid the groundwork for some good stories as children, but went on to turn them into massively successful franchises to boot.
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- By Tara Marie
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The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals On The Face Of The Earth
For proof that Mother Nature goes on the occasional Jagermeister-and-Robitussin bender while designing next year's animal models, look no further than these species.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Things I Learned Having My Penis Surgically Removed
Alex woke up from the surgery without cancer, but also without a penis. We sat down with him to ask about losing an enormous (metaphorically) part of his body.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Ways To Make Money Off The Internet (If You're An Asshole)
The Internet has changed the world of commerce, presenting us with a whole universe of amazing opportunities to make money ... provided you're a jackass.
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- By Adam Wears
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Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Drug Busts That Went Embarrassingly Wrong
There's one thing no one has considered: Drugs might just be smarter than us.
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- By Blair Dodge
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The 5 Actual Happiest Places On Earth
Cynicism is easy to come by when literally any combination of words punched into a search engine reveals twisted pornography and creative racism. But optimism takes work. And we decided to work.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Alyssa Feller
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The 6 Shittiest Ways People Have Woken Up From A Bender
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
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- By Kevin Phelan
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6 Propaganda Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
However worthless your marketing degree feels, it could be much, much worse.
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- By Pat Carnell
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6 Real-Life Doctors Straight Out Of Horror Movies
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Writers Who Went Crazy While Writing Important Books
Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.
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- By Michael Dawson , Jake Klink, Aatif Zubair
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7 Bizarre Gender Stereotypes You Always See In Stock Photos
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 891
