This will be a fun thought exercise.
These organizations found a way to turn scum-sucking evil up to 11.
It's amazing any of us have lasted this long.
We talked to Mark, Matt, Heather, and Adam who used to work at four different CEC restaurants, or, as they call them: the final resting places of all their hope for humanity.
There's nothing we take more seriously here than fact-checking, so I stole Editor-In-Chief Jack O'Brien's credit card, booked a flight to Slovenia, and spent a week finding out if salamanders make you trip balls.
It's rare for someone to build an entire public persona around that douchebaggery. Because why, why, what possible purpose could that serve?
People out there are making insane adult versions of the things we loved as kids. Get ready to make some poor financial decisions.
While most buildings adhere to the standard design, there are still plenty out there that were clearly the work of insane, overgrown children.
Let's start remembering names right now! (Make sure you aren't with other people, though.)
The amazing technology behind Google Street View grants us the ability to see the outside of publicly accessible places. What must it be like to bring us such techno-magic?
As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.
Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.
The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.
Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.