Tell Us Now: What's The Creepiest Thing A Child Has Told You?

Tell Us Now: What's The Creepiest Thing A Child Has Told You?

Every child is a precious innocent soul. And that's why, when they say something disturbing, it's especially bone-chilling. We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What's the creepiest or weirdest thing a child has said to you?” To our delight, you all have creepy children in your life. Here are 17 answers that made our skin crawl.

TELL US NOW. Scott B. overhead a child on a NYC subway while crossing over a bridge. The child pointed to the water below and said, See that? That's where I lived before I was born. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. John C. says, My daughter, (who was born during a solar eclipse on the same day they executed John Wayne Gacy), crawled up on my lap when she was 2-years- old and whispered into my ear, I'm going to hurt you while you're sleeping. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Leslie M. tells US, When my son was 3 he asked his dad what his razor was. My husband answered, It's for shaving off my whiskers. My son replied with, Oh. I thought it was for cutting off the top of your head so I could see the secrets of your brain. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. I Michael I. says, When my son was 3, we were at the pier in Daytona Beach. He was staring at the empty deserted beach on a cold, cloudy day and I asked what he was staring at. He said, All the dead people. I asked if he was joking and he said, No, they're all down there. They jumped off the pier and are still there. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Rachel Z. says, When we were younger, my younger brother said to me, When I grow up, I'm going to keep Mom's head on the mantel. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. T.J.R. says, I was talking with one of my nephews about Star Wars, and I asked him who his favorite character was, and he said Kylo Ren. I asked him why. And with a serious look on his face, he said, Because he killed his dad. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Gwen W. tells US, My 3-year-old advised me last night that he wanted to wear my feet. I asked how he planned to do that, and he nonchalantly responded, I will cut them off with a knife and then glue them to my feet. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Brad K. tells US, I once asked my daughter how she wanted to kill some time. She turned, looked at me, with the sweetest little smile on her face and said, With a knife. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jesse C. tells US, My nephew was over and said there was a ghost in a closet in a room we were remodeling. I asked him to show me; he opened the door and I expected him to show me something that looked like a ghost or say he was joking about it. But he looks in the empty closet and points and his eyes track something I can't see for a few minutes. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Stephanie P. says, This is Fluffy, and he'll eat your stomach, as she handed me a palm full of nothing. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Rin W. tells US, The boy I tutor, who is utterly adorable and sweet but weird, said last month, It's sad when people die alone. That's why, when I kill someone, I kill his whole family too. And it's a win-win for me1 because then I get to hear more screams. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Summer B. shares, I was changing my daughter's diaper and she kept looking behind me and said Mommy, there's a man behind you. and I furned around nothing there of course and I looked at her and said there's no one behind me. and she said all frustrated, You can't see him, Mommy, but I can. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Fred S. shares, Years ago, when my oldest nephew was a toddler, my sister and I were babysitting him. During lunch, he stood up in his chair and started chanting Death, death, death, death! CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Elly-may H. says, My 4-year-old woke me up one night to tell me, If I murdered you, I would tell the police it was Daddy. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Rebecca H.'s five-year-old daughter said, I enjoy cuddles with you so much that when you die I want to keep your dead body and cuddle it forever.'' CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jennifer W. shares, A friend and I were talking in code in front of her 3-year-old about my cat passing. Her daughter had never seen this cat, but told me, It's ok, Jen. He's orange and says he loves you for helping him, not hurt. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Kevin H. was in the garage when a neighhood kid wandered in and said, Our bodies gots lots of blood in 'em, huh? He had just learned about blood in school in that day. still creepy, though. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. David M.'s 8-year-old son told the neighbors that he hid all of his baby teeth in their house and then promptly got up and left without saying another word. CRACKED.COM
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