Warning: This is an inspirational article so there will be hand-crafted inspirational images. Turn back now if you are offended by inspirational images.
Old, faithful cliches have been overtaken by internet age updates, which goes a long way to explaining the appearance of some pretty strange niches.
'Well, I was going to dress up as Ramona Flowers and masturbate anyway, why not take pictures and charge people for them?'
There's just something about showers -- the way the heat and the pounding water and the feeling of soaping up our soapables prods our minds into a more creative state.
Most amusement park rides are made of metal, but some rides are just, well, more metal than others.
Sometimes, the best ways to survive in a movie universe can be shockingly, almost stupidly obvious.
The 'Happiest Place On Earth' is often where you can find the worst society has to offer.
There are several ready-made solutions to our many, many educational problems. All we have to do is swallow our pride and let other countries teach us how to become more better at schooling.
We're pretty much living in a porno parody of 'The Jetsons.'
We spoke to an HIV-positive gay man to find out what it was like to live in America at the height of the AIDS crisis.
Today's Hollywood elite have it easy compared to the stars of your grandparents' and great-grandparents' generations.
To get a look at the dark underbelly of air travel, we talked to Ben, a ticket agent at San Diego International, James, a baggage handler at Seattle-Tacoma, and Bob, who cleans airplanes.
In case you weren't outraged enough, we present you even more trivial crap to lose your gourd over.
Turns out that while spice trading has lost some of its bloody, colonial-era edge, it still remains a risky, dirty trade.
Amazon is great at reminding you that you've lost a cherished part of your family.