Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Meanings Of 'Never Forget' You Never Realized Existed

Warning: This is an inspirational article so there will be hand-crafted inspirational images. Turn back now if you are offended by inspirational images.


5 Hilariously Specific X-Rated Movie Plots You Never Noticed

Old, faithful cliches have been overtaken by internet age updates, which goes a long way to explaining the appearance of some pretty strange niches.


Cosplay Porn Is An Industry: We Talked To Its Titans

'Well, I was going to dress up as Ramona Flowers and masturbate anyway, why not take pictures and charge people for them?'


How To Remember Your Shower Ideas

There's just something about showers -- the way the heat and the pounding water and the feeling of soaping up our soapables prods our minds into a more creative state.


5 Amusement Park Rides Too Metal For The United States

Most amusement park rides are made of metal, but some rides are just, well, more metal than others.


Clever Ways To Easily Survive 7 Famous Fictional Universes

Sometimes, the best ways to survive in a movie universe can be shockingly, almost stupidly obvious.


6 Specific Breeds Of A-Holes Who Are Ruining Disney Parks

The 'Happiest Place On Earth' is often where you can find the worst society has to offer.


5 Foreign School Rules Way Better Than The American Version

There are several ready-made solutions to our many, many educational problems. All we have to do is swallow our pride and let other countries teach us how to become more better at schooling.


5 New Products That Seem Amazing Til You Apply Basic Science

We're pretty much living in a porno parody of 'The Jetsons.'


5 Dark Realities Of Living Through The 1980s AIDS Crisis

We spoke to an HIV-positive gay man to find out what it was like to live in America at the height of the AIDS crisis.


5 Horrifying Ways Old Hollywood Was A Living Hell

Today's Hollywood elite have it easy compared to the stars of your grandparents' and great-grandparents' generations.


5 Horrifying Realities Behind The Scenes Of An Airport

To get a look at the dark underbelly of air travel, we talked to Ben, a ticket agent at San Diego International, James, a baggage handler at Seattle-Tacoma, and Bob, who cleans airplanes.


4 Recent Controversies Even Dumber Than You Can Imagine

In case you weren't outraged enough, we present you even more trivial crap to lose your gourd over.


I Swear I'm Not A Drug Dealer: Making A Living Selling Spice

Turns out that while spice trading has lost some of its bloody, colonial-era edge, it still remains a risky, dirty trade.


Amazon Thinks I'm Some Sort Of Serial Killer In Training

Amazon is great at reminding you that you've lost a cherished part of your family.