Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Times Of Year You're More Likely To Die Out Of The Blue‬

When we look at statistics, they reveal that there are many more hidden ways that the time of year (or even day) can destroy you.


21 Perfectly Legal Dick Moves, Thanks To Copyright Laws

You never know how petty someone is until they take you to court.


15 Weird Differences Between News Stories About Men & Women

For every step forward we take, the media loves to bring us 10 steps back.


8 Simple Rules For Becoming A Successful Online Personality

Here are a few bits of advice for all the job-seekers out there who hope to make a good impression on the internet. An eternal impression. Because the internet never forgets


20 Awful Attempts To Make Advertisements Sexy

Some things just weren't meant to be sexy.


The Hardest Things To Accept About Good Parents

Woe be to anything that turns a parent into a person. (Like this article.)


5 Real-Life Crimes With Dumber Twists Than Any Crime Show

The universe remains a huge fan of revelations that would be deemed laughably implausible in a Hollywood screenplay.


5 Insane Printer's Errors That Changed Entire Books

Sometimes typos can hijack literature in hilarious or painful ways.


7 Beautiful Vacation Spots (That Want To Kill You Dead)

Real danger comes from the outside. Especially the gorgeous, scenic outside in the Facebook photos of your richer friends.


5 Nightmare Stories To Justify Anyone's Irrational Fears

Humans are famous for being afraid of all the wrong things. But those 'wrong things' do happen from time to time.


23 Things You Didn't Realize Are Making You Sick

Everything in the world is out to destroy you.


5 Things That Only Still Exist Because We're Used To Them

Sometimes outdated ideas live on purely by inertia.


6 Realities Of Growing Up The Product Of A Eugenics Scam

In the 1970s, a guy named Robert Graham ran a lab dubbed 'the Nobel Prize sperm bank.' How horribly wrong could that have gone?


4 Legit Reasons New Parents Are F@cking Annoying

If you don't have kids, please understand, there are some really good reasons the rest of us are suddenly intolerable.


9 Everyday Household Items (Only Rich Idiots Would Buy)

If you're an individual that has bought anything on this list, we have a bridge to sell you.