Cracked Archive - Weird World

Everything A Woman Should Know (Before She’s Groped)
Everything A Woman Should Know (Before She’s Groped)

Note: No room in the title to say this, but there's a section at the end about what men can do to help.

0
5 Time Bombs Our Grandparents Planted (Are About To Go Off)
5 Time Bombs Our Grandparents Planted (Are About To Go Off)

All of human history has been one gigantic, ruinous circle jerk, with Mother Nature crouching awkwardly in the center.

325
How Half Of America Lost Its F**king Mind
How Half Of America Lost Its F**king Mind

I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text.

0
6 Real Tourist Traps (Where Your Sanity Goes To Die)
6 Real Tourist Traps (Where Your Sanity Goes To Die)

Sometimes, an unsuspecting tourist can stumble into the mind of a madman, a place filled with esoteric nightmares no sane person should ever witness.

136
Some Unnerving Facts About Bill Clinton Democrats Ignore
Some Unnerving Facts About Bill Clinton Democrats Ignore

For all the crazy things that have come out of Trump's mouth, there might be one ugly truth: He's probably right about Bill.

0
6 Problems A Giant Robot Would Actually Have
6 Problems A Giant Robot Would Actually Have

As much as it might seem like a great idea, having a giant robot would be a disaster, ruining everything you value, both in this life and the next one.

0
5 Bizarre Things You See Working At A Vegas Wedding Chapel
5 Bizarre Things You See Working At A Vegas Wedding Chapel

We talked to a woman who used to work at one of those quickie wedding chapels open all hours of the night and we weren't disappointed.

212
5 Apocalyptic Realities In A Country That's Out Of Food
5 Apocalyptic Realities In A Country That's Out Of Food

'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'

471
5 Things Parents Do To Ruin Camp For Kids (From A Counselor)
5 Things Parents Do To Ruin Camp For Kids (From A Counselor)

When you're registering your kid for summer camp next year, please keep these in mind.

0
Live-In Sex Servants: 6 Ways People Exploit The Homeless
Live-In Sex Servants: 6 Ways People Exploit The Homeless

It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.

0
5 Depressing Things I Saw At My Local Small Town Comic-Con
5 Depressing Things I Saw At My Local Small Town Comic-Con

I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.

0
6 Horrifying Disasters Conveniently Edited Out Of History
6 Horrifying Disasters Conveniently Edited Out Of History

Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.

182
6 Stupidly Easy Dishes To Make For Single People
6 Stupidly Easy Dishes To Make For Single People

Here are some recipes that you can pull off in your home, even with minimal skill.

0
6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps
6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps

For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...

264