Online ads clearly know something the rest of us don't about our impending doom.
Zika and shootings and terrorism are frightening, sure. But there are even worse types of catastrophes happening every day that no one talks about.
You already thought these events were awful, but, oh man, things were so much worse.
It's time once again for another installment of our most popular feature, in which we find the cream of the internet fakery crop and then explain how it's all totally real.
Planet Earth is due for the Roland Emmerich treatment
Warning: This is an inspirational article so there will be hand-crafted inspirational images. Turn back now if you are offended by inspirational images.
Old, faithful cliches have been overtaken by internet age updates, which goes a long way to explaining the appearance of some pretty strange niches.
'Well, I was going to dress up as Ramona Flowers and masturbate anyway, why not take pictures and charge people for them?'
Most amusement park rides are made of metal, but some rides are just, well, more metal than others.
Sometimes, the best ways to survive in a movie universe can be shockingly, almost stupidly obvious.
The 'Happiest Place On Earth' is often where you can find the worst society has to offer.
There are several ready-made solutions to our many, many educational problems. All we have to do is swallow our pride and let other countries teach us how to become more better at schooling.