Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Random Nobodies (Who Secretly Run The World)

Sometimes a completely average schmuck ends up wielding more power than the rest of us will know in our lifetimes.


6 Creepy Landlords Who Will Give You Nightmares

Somewhere out there, in a ceiling-leaking, mold-fruiting apartment, is the poor bastard who's telling the truth when they say they have the world's worst landlord.


19 Useful Signs That Every Workplace Needs, Right Now

'Hang in there!' posters are great and all, bu- OK, no they aren't.


5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Dying Chain Restaurant

Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.


20 Mysteries That Absolutely No One Can Solve

Get your tinfoil hats on.


Here Are The Brave Soldiers Trump Just Banned From America

Sorry, folks, we're busy making America great again over here. Stay safe!


So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated

Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.


6 Shocking Ways The World Works (Nobody Told You About)

Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.


5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work

Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.


Stupid S**t That Really Shouldn’t Be A Thing Any More

Seriously, we can put a robot on Mars but we can't sort this stuff out.


7 Horrible Things You Won’t Believe Have Cartoon Mascots

While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.


5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order

Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.


19 Things You Didn’t Realize You’re Doing Completely Wrong

It's time we stop making fools of ourselves.


4 Surprising Things You Learn After Considering Suicide

A few years ago, I stood on the corner of a major intersection and seriously thought about throwing myself into traffic.


7 True Crimes Solved By Twists Too Ridiculous For Network TV

Sometimes a lawbreaker executes a crime so flawlessly that you literally have to be Sherlock to solve it.