Cracked Archive - Weird World
Note: No room in the title to say this, but there's a section at the end about what men can do to help.
- By Christina H
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- October 14, 2016
All of human history has been one gigantic, ruinous circle jerk, with Mother Nature crouching awkwardly in the center.
- By Kelly Stone
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- October 14, 2016
I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text.
- By Jason Pargin
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- October 12, 2016
Sometimes, an unsuspecting tourist can stumble into the mind of a madman, a place filled with esoteric nightmares no sane person should ever witness.
- By Michael Garowee
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- October 12, 2016
For all the crazy things that have come out of Trump's mouth, there might be one ugly truth: He's probably right about Bill.
- By Robert Evans
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- October 11, 2016
As much as it might seem like a great idea, having a giant robot would be a disaster, ruining everything you value, both in this life and the next one.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 10, 2016
We talked to a woman who used to work at one of those quickie wedding chapels open all hours of the night and we weren't disappointed.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- October 10, 2016
'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'
- By Robert Evans
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- October 09, 2016
When you're registering your kid for summer camp next year, please keep these in mind.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- October 08, 2016
It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.
- By Luke McKinney
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- October 08, 2016
I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.
- By Felix Clay
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- October 07, 2016
Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- October 06, 2016
Here are some recipes that you can pull off in your home, even with minimal skill.
- By Justin Crockett
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- October 05, 2016
For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...
- By Kelly Stone
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- October 05, 2016
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