What’s the point of having tons of money, if people around you don’t know it? Having your needs covered, with enough margin to indulge yourself? You’re way past that -- you have reached a place where riches determine your place on society’s scoreboard. Except that it’s coarse to just post your bank statements -- you have to flaunt your wealth in an indirect way, by spending insane amounts on pointless luxuries. So for all the nouveaux riches among our readers (all two of them), we have these suggestions. (Feel free to Venmo us a fee for the service.)

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