While you're busy trying to snap the perfect selfie, you're missing out on the cool little secrets lurking everywhere.
Mr. President, you're wrong.
Everybody makes mistakes. Just, you know, some are little and some are crimes against humanity.
If you get too creative in passing along your amazing lessons, you might end up looking like one of these idiots.
Time to destroy some wondrous mysteries of life!
Push past the nasty giblets that the day has to offer, and find the savory turkey meat to sink your teeth into.
If this celebration were to truly embrace its dark side, it may be worth suffering Matt Lauer's smugness to tune in.
Despite famines, plagues, body lice, and getting crushed by runaway donkey carts, our ancestors' ideas of monsters were spookily similar to ours.
In a lot of cases, it's not who you are, it's where you're from.
4writers is one of a small handful of academic writing companies, and literally all of them are located in Ukraine.
There's 'this place is favorable to artists,' and then there's 'somebody is clearly growing rock stars in a lab in Virginia.'
It's clear that these adults (in legal standing only) were absolute maniacs for consistently making the life choices that would seem coolest to kids.
Medically speaking, we've made some huge strides in recent history. Huge, huge strides. In the wrong direction.