Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ways Staying At A Hotel For The Rich Messes With Your Mind

Though you may not know any rich people, you're going to eventually find yourself among them. And it is going to be awkward as hell.


5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

Whatever horrible sin you may think you've gotten away with, it's nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off.


6 Insane Real Coincidences That’ll Make You Go 'Whoa, Dude'

Every once in a while, the laws of probability decide to look the other way and help random people through staggeringly unlikely coincidences.


5 Criminals With The Worst Luck In The Entire World

Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick.


12 WTF Superhero Scenes That Will Melt Your Brain Into Mush

'Truth, Justice, and the American Way ... also, no fat people.' - Superman


5 Crappy Milestones Way More Important Than The Good Ones

These are the moments when we really deserve a cake.


5 Great Moments In Entertainment History (Nobody Witnessed)

Nothing could tarnish the beautiful friendship between NWA and Guns 'N' Roses.


I Was Drugged And Raped At Burning Man: My Story

In 2012 she was drugged and raped at Burning Man by a serial rapist. This is her story.


6 Conspiracy Theories With Gaping Flaws You Never Noticed

The more you dig in, the more hilarious these theories get.


5 Answers To Questions You Didn't Know You Had (Part 2)

Don't pretend like you've never wondered what human flesh tastes like.


5 Important Skills That Are About To Die Forever

We may soon see the day when no human alive can remember the ancient technique of how to repair a VCR.


5 Well-Meaning Rules New Parents Will See Blown To Hell

Join me, won't you, on a trip through the shadowy fields of self-deception.


6 Strategies For Managing Anxiety (Reviewed)

I've spent the last 30-ish years experimenting with every form of anxiety management known to man, and I've learned some things.


28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 2

Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child.


6 Enormous Dick Moves From Big Pharma (You Never Noticed)

Viagra, the blue pill that lets you drill, might be one of the grandest and most successful acts of garbage marketing in history.