Though you may not know any rich people, you're going to eventually find yourself among them. And it is going to be awkward as hell.
Every once in a while, the laws of probability decide to look the other way and help random people through staggeringly unlikely coincidences.
Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick.
'Truth, Justice, and the American Way ... also, no fat people.' - Superman
These are the moments when we really deserve a cake.
Nothing could tarnish the beautiful friendship between NWA and Guns 'N' Roses.
The more you dig in, the more hilarious these theories get.
Don't pretend like you've never wondered what human flesh tastes like.
Join me, won't you, on a trip through the shadowy fields of self-deception.
Nothing in life is more bizarre than a human child.
Viagra, the blue pill that lets you drill, might be one of the grandest and most successful acts of garbage marketing in history.