People don’t realize how good prehistoric peoples had it. Getting up, hunting, gathering, avoiding predators, pestilence etc., sleeping, eating and repeating the process. Nowadays, we have to drag our comparatively hairless butts out of our contemporary caves and into someone else's much larger cave, which is way too chilly and illuminated in such a way that everyone becomes both uglier and totally exhausted. And that's just the beginning of your day.

If only there were something to look forward to. There must be some sort of light at the end of the tunnel, something to hold between the hours of 9 and 5, to make this soul-crushing charade bearable. It hits you just when you're about to give up all hope: facts. Yes, that’s right–the sweet respite of unexpected and totally fascinating factoids.

Interesting tidbits, not just any facts. That's right, that's the ticket! You'll utilize the company's wifi to access the 21st century's most valued resource: witty trivia.

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