What if Wine Companies (I guess, vineyards) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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SOURCES:
https://calag.ucanr.edu/archive/?type=pdf&article=ca.v034n07p6 
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-wine-age/vine-talk-not-all-wines-get-better-with-age-idUSTRE67N1TV20100824 
https://winefolly.com/tutorial/how-to-tell-if-a-wine-is-age-worthy/ https://winesvinesanalytics.com/sections/printout_article.cfm?article=feature&content=165547 https://theconversation.com/corks-seal-a-wines-fate-aging-under-natural-vs-synthetic-closures-35135 
https://www.winemag.com/2018/02/02/cork-taint-still-a-problem/ 
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/07/05/535038513/the-sideways-effect-how-a-wine-obsessed-film-reshaped-the-industry http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/09/03/070903fa_fact_keefe?currentPage=all 
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/10/you-are-not-so-smart-why-we-cant-tell-good-wine-from-bad/247240/ https://www.choice.com.au/food-and-drink/drinks/alcohol/articles/wine-awards 
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/is-red-wine-good-actually-for-your-heart-2018021913285 
https://www.vinography.com/2008/03/food_and_wine_pairing_is_just 
https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-common-status-symbols-that-no-longer-make-sense 
https://www.cracked.com/article_18380_the-6-most-statistically-full-shit-professions.html
 https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-brilliant-movie-jokes-that-were-too-obscure-to-get

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter 
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo 
Writer: Ryan Menezes 
French Boy: Jordan Breeding 
Director: Jordan Breeding 
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman 
Director of Photography: Dave Brown 
Editor: Jordan Breeding 
Sound: Mike Schoen 
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown 
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield 
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

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