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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 350 articles, totaling over 700,000 words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.
Realize that you at least had a better birthday than the following unlucky people.
A lot of things happened in 1776, including the origin story of the America's (probably) first nonbinary doomsday prophet.
We've got some good news and some bad news. Actually, it's all bad news.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
Tom and Jerry ripped off a scathing parody of Tom and Jerry.