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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
55 Of The Weirdest Things To Happen In The Courtroom
Courts are home to laughable or horrible ludicrous and utter madness.
5 Huge Companies That Once Were Failing Miserably
If things went a little differently, these companies wouldn't now exist at all.
55 Sequels That No One Thought Through
Take a look at the utter nonsense in some sequels (or some proposed sequels), suddenly, straightforward and predictable doesn't sound so bad.
5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Never Got Caught
We regret to inform you that the world has a surplus of unaccounted for serial killers.
The Creepy True Story Of Japan's Twitter Serial Killer
Even by true crime standards, this story is dark.
55 Incompetent Criminals To Make You Feel Instantly Smarter
Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.
5 Weirdo Crimes You Never See In The Movies
Sometimes, criminal masterminds decide to forgo the drug game for the world of illicit hot dog carts.
55 Details Hidden In Famous Films
There's a ton of stuff you missed the first time you watched these.
5 Modern Life Systems With Death-Star-Ridiculous Weaknesses
Like the Death Star, our world is made up of massive, complicated systems that have some ridiculous weaknesses
55 Ridiculous Stories That Somehow Happened During War
Sometimes, it seems like war is all one big joke.
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
15 Secret Reasons Behind Celebrities' Iconic Quirks
Some celebrity personas result from something totally unexpected.
21 Huge Historical Moments Brought To You By Partying
Half your history textbook should read like the arrest report after a raid.
14 Tiny Sparks That Blew Up History As We Know It
Sometimes, the world changes because someone slips on a banana peel and hits the red button.
15 Unexpected Facts About Movie & TV Show Locations
Some movies are shot against green screens, leaving the actors all crying. But others are shot in real places, and the more you learn about them, the more you appreciate the film ... or, just occasionally, the more the film seems totally ridiculous.
15 Little-Known Underdog Stories (Of Celebs)
So let's hope Hollywood doesn't touch the following celebrity biographies, because these underdog tales are dramatic enough.
16 Badass Quotes To Get You Out Of Bed In The Morning
These epic mic drops will make you want to punch a mountain.
21 Ways America Is Vastly Different From Other Countries
There's a ton of stuff that's incredibly commonplace in America that would be considered super bizarre anywhere else.
16 World-Changing Ideas (That Were Total Flops)
We could've had it all if not for all the dumb, sneering philistines of the human race.
