Only a cynic would write off these zanies as mere weirdos.

Sometimes a movie will want to say something very Important, and it makes no sense.

This whole Cold War thing was just a goofy game.

Dissecting a joke kills it, so please fetch us the scalpel and forceps.

They don't want you to talk.

Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.

Before reality TV, people would literally pay to see some mysterious amnesiac stranger who washed ashore.

We're surprised no one told us these stories already.

These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.

These aren't plot holes, my friends.