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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
5 'Whoa' Scenes From Ancient Earth School Forgot To Teach
Recorded history is just a tiny sliver of the planet's real history.
55 Incredible Badasses Who Managed The Impossible
Feel like wrestling a bear today, or fighting dozens of men at once?
5 Of The Weirdest Things (That Managed To Happen Twice)
Life is random. Which means some things don't feel random at all.
5 Times Historical Figures Teamed Up (School Never Taught)
Bill Murray plus Hunter S. Thompson plus shotguns equals this article.
5 'Good' Ideas That Are Secretly Propaganda
Find out exactly who's been pushing all those feel-good messages in your face.
55 Of The Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes
Sometimes crimes are so strange investigators remain unable to crack them, no matter how many years go by.
5 Historical Moments Starring Absolutely Random Famous People
Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
15 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Wrong
These stories are enough to make you want to chain up your genitals for life
18 Amazing People Too Many Of Us Haven't Heard Of
These folks had a bigger impact than we could have possibly imagined.
15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms
They don't teach the cure for human stupidity in medical school.
19 Terrifying Real-World Monsters Straight Out Of A Horror Movie
Sometimes nature is scarier than fiction.
15 Creepy Discoveries That People Stumbled Into
Some discoveries are less Holy Grail and more Necronomicon.
