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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
Recorded history is just a tiny sliver of the planet's real history.
Life is random. Which means some things don't feel random at all.
Bill Murray plus Hunter S. Thompson plus shotguns equals this article.
Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Movies don't always get it right.
They don't teach the cure for human stupidity in medical school.
Sometimes nature is scarier than fiction.