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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
5 Priceless Missing Treasures (That Are Waiting To Be Found)
Everyone from Nathan Drake to Benjamin Gates has failed to locate these missing treasures.
5 Absolutely Bananas Ways Criminal Cases Got Solved
Sometimes crime-solving is so convoluted and bizarre it feels like an old WB drama.
5 Heroic Movie Sacrifices (That Make No Sense)
Some characters are way, way too quick to give up and kill themselves.
6 Stories From History That Sound Like Secret Zombie Movies
History class tends to gloss over all the zombies.
5 Classic Movies And Shows That Have Idiotic Origin Stories
Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.
5 Video Game Puzzles So Stupidly Hard, They're Brilliant
Something funny happens to the mind of a video game developer when they've designed too many puzzles.
6 Secret Hollywood Crossovers That Nobody Picked Up On
We're gonna need a bigger cinematic universe.
The 7 Dumbest Attempts To Cram Ads Into Video Games
You see ads everywhere you go, and video games are no exception.
5 Famous Things That Were Named After Awful People
Being a household name doesn't exactly make someone a role model.
4 Horrific Incidents The Military Tried To Cover Up
If there's any institution that doesn't want us to know how much it messes up, it's the military.
5 Cynical Reasons Everyday Foods Became Popular
A whole bunch of shenanigans and tragedies have shaped what's popular.
5 Stories That Prove Stanley Kubrick Was A Maniac
You can't sum up how loony this guy was with examples of his sadism alone.
5 Surprising Relationships Between Historical Figures
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.
5 Clever Ways Products Use Sound To Trick Your Brain
You don't think a lot about how products sound, but marketers do, A LOT.
