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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
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Everyone from Nathan Drake to Benjamin Gates has failed to locate these missing treasures.
Sometimes crime-solving is so convoluted and bizarre it feels like an old WB drama.
Some characters are way, way too quick to give up and kill themselves.
History class tends to gloss over all the zombies.
Human nature is rarely simple.
Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.
Something funny happens to the mind of a video game developer when they've designed too many puzzles.
We're gonna need a bigger cinematic universe.
You see ads everywhere you go, and video games are no exception.
The Robin Hoods of trolls, if you will.
Being a household name doesn't exactly make someone a role model.
Sometimes Hollywood lawsuits get weird.
If there's any institution that doesn't want us to know how much it messes up, it's the military.
Whose job is it to solve crimes?
A whole bunch of shenanigans and tragedies have shaped what's popular.
You can't sum up how loony this guy was with examples of his sadism alone.
People will do anything to keep their shady acts secret.
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.
You don't think a lot about how products sound, but marketers do, A LOT.