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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Courts are home to laughable or horrible ludicrous and utter madness.
Even by true crime standards, this story is dark.
Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.
Like the Death Star, our world is made up of massive, complicated systems that have some ridiculous weaknesses
Sometimes, it seems like war is all one big joke.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Some celebrity personas result from something totally unexpected.
Half your history textbook should read like the arrest report after a raid.
Some movies are shot against green screens, leaving the actors all crying. But others are shot in real places, and the more you learn about them, the more you appreciate the film ... or, just occasionally, the more the film seems totally ridiculous.
These epic mic drops will make you want to punch a mountain.
There's a ton of stuff that's incredibly commonplace in America that would be considered super bizarre anywhere else.