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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 200 articles, totaling over 400,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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Sometimes a movie will want to say something very Important, and it makes no sense.
This whole Cold War thing was just a goofy game.
They don't want you to talk.
Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.
Before reality TV, people would literally pay to see some mysterious amnesiac stranger who washed ashore.
These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
History is full of terrifying, underwear-ruining horror.
Filmmakers are like Batman villains who can't help but leave clues behind.
Hollywood still has a few blind spots about the things actual human beings do.
Human beings aren't always such frail things.
Reality never has
The more you learn, the weirder it gets.