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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In
Warning: The stuff you're about to read is really scary.
5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
5 Insane Ways People Defended Themselves In Court (And Won)
Saul Goodman wishes he had tricks like these.
6 Bizarrely Important Massive Operations Hidden Around You
Behind the scenes, things get really weird.
5 Fun Places in America With Screwed-Up Racist Histories
Do you enjoy being told that things are racist? If not, too bad.
5 Outlandish Criminals Who Sound Like The Stuff Of Legend
When a criminal gets a nickname, shit gets real.
6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People
Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.
5 Recent News Stories Which Wound Up Having Bizarre Twists
Stories keep evolving, revealing layer after layer of weirdness.
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
21 Huge Scandals You Don't Even Think About Anymore
It's not that we view famous people through rose-tinted glasses -- quite the opposite in fact.
20 Completely Impossible Coincidences (That Really Happened)
Turns out real life is actually just as implausible as fiction.
21 Horrifying Scenes That Were Cut From Disney Movies
Turns out Disney movies could have been way, way darker.
20 Blockbuster Movies That Got Their Science Totally Wrong
Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Bizarre Lies 19 Famous People Thought They'd Get Away With
Famous people lie. It's shocking, we know.
21 Actors Who Landed Huge Roles In Bizarre Ways
Hollywood is just as insane and random as the rest of the world.
21 Famous Movie Locations With Blockbuster-Worthy Back Stories
Movies are great and all, but sometimes the story behind the story is way more awesome.
Disturbing Experiments Done By Real Scientists
Apparently science doesn't care if it scars our very souls.
Gruesome Horror Stories The History Books Left Out
History is full of terrifying, underwear-ruining horror.
