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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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Your favorite isn't necessarily your best -- sometimes it's your worst.
Back in 2002, SARS appeared in China and the world went nuts. We talked to Tyler, a kid living literally down the street from where the disease first popped up.
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
When you disappear for a couple of days and actually make it back, you return with a much better understanding of how the world really responds to a missing persons case.
Sometimes bad guys don't need to get all complicated with their crimes.
All of this is very bad.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Innocent until proven guilty ... but imprisoned even after innocence is proven.
Superhero stories only function if people absolutely do not give a heck.