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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 350 articles, totaling over 700,000 words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
55 Nutty Facts About U.S. States
Every one of America's united states has its own wacko history, as well as its own collection of utter nonsense that still goes on there today.
5 Everyday Science Facts (Nearly Everybody Gets Wrong)
We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.
Death By Clown: 5 People Who Had The Worst Birthdays
Realize that you at least had a better birthday than the following unlucky people.
55 Bizarre Facts About The Human Body
If you or someone you know has a body, you should read this now.
'The Public Universal Friend,' Or The 1776 US History Story You Never Learned In School
A lot of things happened in 1776, including the origin story of the America's (probably) first nonbinary doomsday prophet.
55 Unbelievable Places Around The World
Since you might have trouble getting to some of the world's far-off places, we've compiled a list of some of the stranger ones so you can at least dream about them.
5 Big Healthcare Problems That Aren't Getting Enough Press
We've got some good news and some bad news. Actually, it's all bad news.
4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.
55 Ways You're Picturing History Wrong
All our knowledge of history comes from movies, TV shows, and vague chitchat. Very little of it is true.
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
14 Animals That Are Secretly Evil Geniuses
We like to think we run the planet, with our higher intelligence and penchant for being pretty innovative at warfare. But a hard glance at the animal kingdom gives us pause.
14 Truly Baffling Sex Tips Doled Out By Magazines
Warning: A fair chunk of this list comes from Cosmo.
14 Unexpected Friendships Between Enemies
You can probably think of a a few people you'd never forgive. But the following people were a lot better at forgiving than you are.
21 Simple Food Hacks That Will Make You The Hero Of The Kitchen
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
14 Moral Panics Over Historical Inventions
People are constantly thinking of the children. Maybe thinking a little too hard, and objecting too hard.
14 Medical Oddities To Give You Nightmares
Feast your eyes on the following! (Warning: May contain some actual eye feasting.)
20 Amazing Body Hacks People Should Hear About
If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, we're here to help.
14 Sneaky Insults That Sailed Right Over People's Heads
Tom and Jerry ripped off a scathing parody of Tom and Jerry.
