When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'
People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.
Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.
Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.
There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.
Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.