When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'
These websites, it turns out, are a goldmine of information about, for and written by desperate people.
People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.
Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.
Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.
Whoever says bad luck doesn't exist hasn't had this happen to them ...
Living the (insane) dream for all of us.
A comic that shows a perfect crime foiled by the amazing computer labs you sometimes find in movies.
There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.
Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.