Cracked Archive - Weird World

What's that? You don't typically associate the Happiest Place on Earth with crippling depression, rabies, discrimination and hate crimes? We can fix that!

• By Danny Gallagher, JD Niemand
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• April 29, 2010

Let's face it: The experts that are supposed to be taking care of business aren't always available. Thankfully, completely unknown and unqualified people came to save the day.

• By Paul K Pickett
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• April 27, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• April 25, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• April 24, 2010

Yeah they were right and had some profound ideas. It doesn't change the fact that they're douchebags.

• By Dan Seitz
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• April 23, 2010

So many dongs.

• By Clive Jameson
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• April 22, 2010

Health care is a bitter debate, even in a galaxy far, far away...

• By GundamPanda, Winston Rowntree
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• April 18, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• April 17, 2010

Because there is so much variation to plan for, I'm giving you a single personal trait you'll want to focus on for each type of global catastrophe.

• By Seanbaby
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• April 15, 2010

These predators are more prolific than most serial killers. Their attacks are notable both because of the magnitude of the violence and dead-set focus on human beings. Long story short: Don't go outside today.

• By Robert Evans
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• April 14, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• April 10, 2010

Taking it back to the old school.

• By Space Avalanche
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• April 04, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• April 03, 2010

Here's a sample of Robert Brockway's, Cracked editor and columnist, new book in which he details how the planet almost died for the sake of a new brand of booze.

• By Robert Brockway
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• April 03, 2010

80s movies set us up to believe that every prank we would pull would be awesome. Reality, however, was sadly different. Except, however, in these extremely awesome cases.

• By Mark Hill
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• April 01, 2010