Cracked Archive - Weird World

A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'


The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites

These websites, it turns out, are a goldmine of information about, for and written by desperate people.


The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions

People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.



8 Hilarious Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)

Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.


7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed)

Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.



OK, maybe you DO have bad luck [COMIC]

Whoever says bad luck doesn't exist hasn't had this happen to them ...



The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Ever Quit Their Job

Living the (insane) dream for all of us.


How to Fight Crime With Computers (In Movies)

A comic that shows a perfect crime foiled by the amazing computer labs you sometimes find in movies.


The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a Week

There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.


The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus

Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.