Jeff Bennion

If you want to send me fan mail, I might not respond right away because I am too busy listening to the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack, especially track 14 where Conan builds all of the traps on top of that hill and kills the entire wizard's army because they killed his family and shot his girlfriend with a poisonous snake arrow.

I hate dogs, the Beatles, and anime. I think Friends is one of the worst shows ever.

5 Reasons There Must Be Corpses Buried Under the Batcave

the entire appeal of Batman is that he's the ultimate geek superhero; he's an antisocial loner whose strength is nothing compared to supernatural peers like Superman. Yet, he gets by on his intelligence. And he does it alone, with no help from anyone other than two employees. No family, no friends.

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