Cracked Archive - Weird World

If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines

There's no security check point. If it didn't kill you on the drive to the airport, we figure it probably won't kill you on the plane either.

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6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People
6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People

If, like most of us, you find yourself secretly hating rich people now and then, it's probably because of the stupid and frivolous junk they buy. A whole segment of our economy is dedicated to making ridiculous crap for these shallow jerks. But a whole lot of lives have been saved by that ridiculous stuff.

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How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]

Beyond rifling through her purse while smellinng her breath.

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Secondhand Nightmares: 10 Horrifying Thrift Store Finds
Secondhand Nightmares: 10 Horrifying Thrift Store Finds

Thrift stores are a godsend for the poor and the tragically hip alike: You can find nearly anything there, and for dirt cheap, too! Even horror. Especially horror.

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The 6 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
The 6 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned

Cities are all pretty much the same, but if any of these designers had had his way, every city would be a bizarre, science fiction-esque habitat.

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5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)
5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)

Ladies, it is time to chew bubblegum and to kick ass. And we are all out of bubblegum, kick, and ass! These are five self-defense books so bad that by the time you're done reading them, YOU'LL BE DEAD.

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The 6 Most Disastrous Attempts at Internet Damage Control
The 6 Most Disastrous Attempts at Internet Damage Control

They call it the Streisand Effect, and it happens any time people try to suppress Internet criticism, then see it blow up hilariously in their faces.

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18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology
18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology

I am sorry about December 9th, when I used my power as Line Elf to manipulate the length of the line. I'd like to say I intended to make Santa look more popular than he was by keeping the line long, but really I think I was just trying to get single women to flirt their way to the head of the line.

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6 Ways Cities Are Getting Into the Attention-Whore Game
6 Ways Cities Are Getting Into the Attention-Whore Game

Sad attention grabs are something you expect from reality show characters or self-important activists, people who don't really have any dignity to lose. Surely our civic institutions are above all that. Right?

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6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)
6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)

in the course of looking down our noses at the nutjobs who spread urban legends and conspiracy theories, we have to sometimes stop and point out that there are downright terrifying historical precedents for even their craziest of claims.

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The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched
The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched

Most supervillain schemes are pretty stupid, when you think about it: Lex Luthor wanted to get rich with a ridiculous real state scam in the first Superman movie, and that's considered a classic. Again: a real estate scam. YOU HAVE MISSILES, DUDE!

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The 5 Ballsiest Acts of Undercover Journalism Ever
The 5 Ballsiest Acts of Undercover Journalism Ever

As brave as undercover cops have to be to rub elbows with mob bosses and murderers, we submit that there is one group with even bigger balls: undercover journalists. So let's pause to salute these folks.

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