Cracked Round-Up: iPad Edition
This week saw the launch of Apple's iPad. We initially planned to commemorate this historic event by writing the entire round-up on an iPad. Unfortunately, our efforts to purchase one were symied when the assholes at the Apple Store refused to accept a gunney sack full of qualuudes and empty needles as payment. They say 'think different', but they really just want you to pay in credit card debt like everyone else.
Sometimes there's just no graceful way out; Fortey kicked our week off with an article on awkward situations we all deal with. Brockway wrote about drugs that are legal for the first time in Cracked history, while Seanbaby pits The Incredible Hulk
INEVITABLE
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6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From
We've come a long way from hurling stones and feces. |
Notable Comment:
"im against guns, and pro teleporters. if we had teleporters we could teleport the lead right into people. or teleport their vital organs out. "
Glagnar...why would you need to do both?
DEPRIVED
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6 Ridiculous History Myths (You Probably Think Are True)
Take THAT, elementary school history teachers. |
Notable Comment:
Queue several hundred comments worth of arguments about Irish persecution and devices that rip your anus out.
CRAZY
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5 Works of Legitimate Mad Science Passed Off As Art
We at Cracked would like to take this opprotunity to express our gratitude for the thousands of mad scientists who risk life and limb every year to bring us more efficient death rays and more reliable doomsday devices. |
Notable Comment:
"On the badass scale of manliness, Joe Davis is at least a match for Teddy Roosevelt. Hell, he may even have surpassed him. "
Let's not get carried away, The_Hyphenator.
CARS
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6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
Cracked.com: Supplying douchebags with scientific excuses for their behavior. |
Notable Comment:
"This list sucked. "
Your FACE sucks, Mizainzig. How's that make you feel? NOT SUCH A BIG MAN NOW, ARE YOU?!
PSYCH OUT
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5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
Sometimes, being a guinea pig isn't worth the $50 and free coffee they pay you. |
Notable Comment:
Does anyone know where Harry Houdini is buried? I am VERY interested in buying his bones. "
We'd love to help you nana, but the Chief says we're not allowed to go grave-robbing on company time anymore.
CRACKED STAFF
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Stuff That Must Have Happened: Little Mermaid Cover Approval
This is history, folks.
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YOU YOU YOU!
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Idiotic Real-World Uses of Awesome Fictional Technology
Like cartoons? And money? Every week Cracked's favorite artist Ben Driscoll puts up a new cartoon that YOU can finish. The winner gets $50 and everlasting Internet fame. Next week's contest is If Pets Could Be Custom Designed From Scratch.
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YOU YOU YOU!
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The First Time You Use The Nintendo 3DS
Like cartoons? And money? Every week Cracked's favorite artist Nedroid puts up a new cartoon that YOU can finish. The winner gets $50 and everlasting Internet fame. Next week's contest is If Pets Could Be Custom Designed From Scratch.
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