Cracked Archive - Weird World
To learn anything useful during an election year, you need to be able to sort through all of the garbage to find the actual information and insight. So let me just tell you right now that you can safely ignore any story if you follow these steps.
- By Jason Pargin
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- April 30, 2012
Comic books have mastered the art of finding new and creative ways of making sex bizarrely unappealing, even to people who read comic books.
- By Diana McCallum, E.D. Gonzalez
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- April 29, 2012
Criminal masterminds do exist; there are bad guys who have gotten away with their deeds for decades without ever leaving enough evidence behind for the cops to make a case. Yet, when these guys eventually get caught, the reason is usually exactly as stupid as that time your neighborhood meth head got nailed for trying to steal a cop car with the co
- By Douglas A. McDonnell, Evan V. Symon
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- April 29, 2012
If no one else in the office gets to drink, that means you get to be the Barry Bonds of the joint by harnessing all of alcohol's career improving benefits for yourself.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 28, 2012
If life loves to beat one lesson into our heads over and over again, it's this: If something is too good to be true, it almost always is. Just ask these people.
- By Erik Germ
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- April 28, 2012
For the handful of you who weren't following along live, we covered the 2012 NFL draft live last night. On the job from the Cracked war-room, we had Soren Bowie (our resident NFL expert and a die hard Broncos fan) as well as Cody Johnston (has a last name that sounds sort of like that of Magic and Michael Johnson, who are both athletes).
- By CRACKED Staff
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- April 27, 2012
Why is it that Batman (1939) and Superman (1938) endured when all of the other comic book characters from that era were forgotten? Well, it's partly because they were absolutely insane. Behold the dark madness ...
- By Pip Ury
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- April 26, 2012
Different people find different things relaxing. Some people enjoy a nice massage, others enjoy elephants stepping on them.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 26, 2012
The Avengers are Earth's mightiest heroes: a viking god, a bipolar nerd, an alcoholic weapons dealer, and the living symbol of a country that has to borrow numbers from China in order to measure its obesity rate. This month, Man Comics is retelling The Avengers' incredible origin story-- a tale so filled with virility that it would be impolite to s
- By Seanbaby
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- April 24, 2012
I can't say for certain whether most of what Highlights taught me was intentional, but with a slogan like 'Fun with a Purpose' I have a hard time believing they did anything that wasn't deliberate.
- By Soren Bowie
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- April 23, 2012
As we've demonstrated many times before in our most popular feature on Cracked, the forces of the universe love the sound of people shouting 'Fake!' at their computer screens, and photographers love to capture the proof.
- By Joe Russo
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- April 23, 2012
Next time someone tells you to get a hobby, might we suggest stopping suicides?
- By Paul K Pickett
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- April 22, 2012
True story: This is an article full of people so angry that one tracked down the author and threatened him.
- By Xavier Jackson, Chris Radomile
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- April 21, 2012
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