Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security

The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.


4 Things You Should Know Before Spending a Weekend in Jail

Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.


9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity

Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.


5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)

From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.


The 6 Most Baffling Marketing Disasters by Famous Companies

The line between roaring success and humiliating disaster is so, so thin in the world of advertising.


Inside the Mind of a Man With a Comb-Over

When I was 20, I worked in a warehouse in Beachwood, Ohio. I was washing my hands in the bathroom and looking in the mirror when I saw scalp through my beautiful wavy brown hair, which was shocking because did I mention I had beautiful wavy brown hair?


5 Obnoxious Things Restaurants Need to Stop Doing

How's about I nitpick all the pain in the ass things that restaurants continue to do that no one likes for no reason any one of us will ever figure out.


5 People Who Took Revenge to a Whole New Level

They'll tell you that there just ain't no wrath like cold-blooded wrath, 'cause cold-blooded wrath don't stop ... until those who have wronged you are dead, dead, dead.


6 'Harmless' Fads That Caused Widespread Destruction

It turns out some fads have poisoned thousands, started wars, and enslaved entire nations, all for the sake of some dumbass thing people wanted to ride, wear, or eat.