Cracked Archive - Weird World
When it comes to lowering your expectations of the adult world, it doesn't get much better than finding out about this kind of crap.
- By Lillian Marx
We're not encouraging children to commit crimes, or applauding the terrible deeds committed by these kids. We're just saying we're kind of impressed.
Are the celebrations herein involving fire and dicks and animal shit any stranger than, say, New Year's Eve, or Mardi Gras? Actually, yes.
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Obviously some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed-up priorities Olympics.
Millions of us are so terrified of or disinterested in having kids that we'll literally never do it. But the world's population keeps inflating like a balloon because there are plenty of people at the opposite end of that spectrum. Way, way at the opposite end.
We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baffling luxury products, like these.
- By Mark Hill
How many times have you almost died? If your answer is 'Somewhere between two and 14 times,' then you're probably on this list.
Have you ever turned around and caught your cat staring at you like he was planning something illegal? Well, it turns out that he probably was.
It's safe to say that no product hits the market without months or years of testing first. Yet sometimes you hear about a product that fails in a way that almost seems like intentional sabotage and/or a cruel practical joke.
- By Paul Blank