Recently a man ate another man and Cracked had an awesome day of traffic. This is not coincidence.
In no other genre is setting as important as it is in science fiction: No matter how intricate the book's plot, or how chisel-jawed that Hollywood manpile on the movie's poster might be, the universe is always going to be the real star.
Here's some phrases that signal some actual bad things coming that nobody wants any part of.
When it comes to lowering your expectations of the adult world, it doesn't get much better than finding out about this kind of crap.
What follows are a few of the more interesting tidbits I picked up while driving through this great land. I share them not only to give you, the reader, a glimpse at what kind of boring shit I get into when I'm not working, but also because writing about the trip means I can count the gas and hotel rooms that I shelled out for along the way as tax
We're not encouraging children to commit crimes, or applauding the terrible deeds committed by these kids. We're just saying we're kind of impressed.
It's not that we hate you for offering these things, we just wish you wouldn't. Also, yeah, we kind of hate you.
Are the celebrations herein involving fire and dicks and animal shit any stranger than, say, New Year's Eve, or Mardi Gras? Actually, yes.
The I am not composed of extremely low pH water and hatred of all things fun. The problem with my fun times, however, is that there are outside forces pissing them away from me.
Obviously some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed-up priorities Olympics.
No matter how hot the subject of your crush, they've experienced those awful events in life that wick away your sexiness.