Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken
4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken

Recently a man ate another man and Cracked had an awesome day of traffic. This is not coincidence.

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The 5 Most Ingenious Worlds Ever Invented by Science Fiction
The 5 Most Ingenious Worlds Ever Invented by Science Fiction

In no other genre is setting as important as it is in science fiction: No matter how intricate the book's plot, or how chisel-jawed that Hollywood manpile on the movie's poster might be, the universe is always going to be the real star.

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7 Phrases That Are Great Signs It's Time to Stop Talking
7 Phrases That Are Great Signs It's Time to Stop Talking

Here's some phrases that signal some actual bad things coming that nobody wants any part of.

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The Worst Thank You Card Ever Sent
The Worst Thank You Card Ever Sent

Dear Aunt Sandra-- So this Thank You card is something my mom's been on me to do for awhile (you know what she's like). I kept telling her I was saving up things to be thankful for so I could get them all in on a single card.

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5 Infuriating Things Nobody Tells You About College
5 Infuriating Things Nobody Tells You About College

When it comes to lowering your expectations of the adult world, it doesn't get much better than finding out about this kind of crap.

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The 5 Weirdest Things You Learn When Driving Across America
The 5 Weirdest Things You Learn When Driving Across America

What follows are a few of the more interesting tidbits I picked up while driving through this great land. I share them not only to give you, the reader, a glimpse at what kind of boring shit I get into when I'm not working, but also because writing about the trip means I can count the gas and hotel rooms that I shelled out for along the way as tax

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5 Ways to Improve Cats
5 Ways to Improve Cats

On paper, no one can argue with cats. Nice concept. Clean design. Right size. Good noise level. Yet few men I know own cats. We fix that ...

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The 5 Most Diabolical Crimes Planned and Executed by Kids
The 5 Most Diabolical Crimes Planned and Executed by Kids

We're not encouraging children to commit crimes, or applauding the terrible deeds committed by these kids. We're just saying we're kind of impressed.

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5 Favors People Love to Offer (That No One Wants) Part 2
5 Favors People Love to Offer (That No One Wants) Part 2

It's not that we hate you for offering these things, we just wish you wouldn't. Also, yeah, we kind of hate you.

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5 Giant City-Wide Parties You Won't Believe Are Real
5 Giant City-Wide Parties You Won't Believe Are Real

Are the celebrations herein involving fire and dicks and animal shit any stranger than, say, New Year's Eve, or Mardi Gras? Actually, yes.

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5 Supposedly Fun Activities That Are Actually Terrifying
5 Supposedly Fun Activities That Are Actually Terrifying

The I am not composed of extremely low pH water and hatred of all things fun. The problem with my fun times, however, is that there are outside forces pissing them away from me.

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The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Resume
The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Resume

I'm here to help. After consulting with experts in deceit, who may have been overstating their expertise now that I think about it, I've compiled the following guide to help you lie on your resume.

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7 People Who Risked It All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
7 People Who Risked It All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals

Obviously some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed-up priorities Olympics.

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The 5 Least Sexy Experiences Everyone Goes Through
The 5 Least Sexy Experiences Everyone Goes Through

No matter how hot the subject of your crush, they've experienced those awful events in life that wick away your sexiness.

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