Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction History

Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.


5 Things That Should Be on Every Apocalypse To-Do List

If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.


5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food

I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.


The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled

Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.


The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison

Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.


The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance

If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.


5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working

Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.


The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced

If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!


5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships

Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.


The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Done Purely Out of Spite

Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.


27 Insane (But True) Early Versions of Famous Characters

Some artists hide the brushstrokes well, and others have them all over the web like internet graffiti.