The Toilet With a 30-Story Drop
Felix is a high-end restaurant in Hong Kong, located in the upper floors of the Peninsula Hotel. Most of the exterior wall is a long, sweeping window that gives the restaurant an awesome view of the city.
"Boy, I wish there was a way my penis could experience this view!"
That's pretty damn cool, until you need to go to the bathroom, and you realize that the view doesn't stop at the bar.
It features the world's only "Surprise Bidet."
For those of you who can't tell, this is a men's room, and those black things in the back are the urinals, which stand directly against a 30-story drop to the pavement below. If you're afraid of heights, you'll probably want to pee with your eyes closed.
The view is hailed as the best in Hong Kong, and that may be true, but we're not sure that the best time to experience it is while we're trying to focus on evacuating our bladders. Though it does award you the experience of feeling as though you're pissing on downtown Hong Kong.
Of course, you have no way of knowing that there isn't someone in one of those nearby buildings with a pair of binoculars seeking their own awesome view. (We're talking about your dick.)
Special thanks to Jack Hall, R. Barr, Evan V. Symon and Jim Avery for each providing a small bit of assistance or encouragement that helped make this article possible. For more from Kier, check out his blog or follow him on Twitter.
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