ThePedant

ThePedant's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: ThePedant
  • Location: Northern Ireland
  • Member Since: March 10th, 2011
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2014 3:48 am
  • Personal tag line: I live to please (my tiny robotic spider overlords)
  • Message board posts: 2,055

About ThePedant

I live in Northern Ireland, regular Ireland's quirky, bombing prone little brother. Don't get us confused. Depending on which of us you offend, you'll be knee capped by terrorists, urinated on by drunk leprechauns or knee-urinated by leprechaun terrorists.

As you were reading this, I froze the back of your head and removed part of your brain. You may experience headaches and hallucinations about pink elephants, talking bananas or something really ridiculous like an active social life.

Articles

Columns

No columns found.

Videos

No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!