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  • Real Name: ThePedant
  • Location: Northern Ireland
  • Member Since: March 10th, 2011 10:48 am
  • Last Seen: November 25th, 2014 09:39 am
  • Personal tag line: I live to please (my tiny robotic spider overlords)
  • Message board posts: 2,060

About ThePedant

I live in Northern Ireland, regular Ireland's quirky, bombing prone little brother. Don't get us confused. Depending on which of us you offend, you'll be knee capped by terrorists, urinated on by drunk leprechauns or knee-urinated by leprechaun terrorists.

As you were reading this, I froze the back of your head and removed part of your brain. You may experience headaches and hallucinations about pink elephants, talking bananas or something really ridiculous like an active social life.



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