Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Being Offended

It's not about whether the offended people or the unoffended people are


6 Ridiculous Kid-Friendly Adaptations of R-Rated Material

You have to wonder whose idea it was to turn these violent, sex-filled franchises into cartoons and toys.


The 5 Weirdest Side Effects of Moving to a New Country

I have some words of wisdom to share for any prospective emigrants out there. Spoiler alert: It's all bad.


5 Innocent Gestures That Make You Look Like a Dick Overseas

If your foreign friends don't like you, it's probably because you're an oblivious asshole.


6 Reasons Life in Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn't Show You)

Apparently, the hardest part about life on a space station or moon base is a whole bunch of little everyday annoyances that will make your life a living hell.


5 Spectacularly Crazy Meltdowns by CEOs of Major Companies

Some people have actually crazied themselves to the top.


The 6 Most Despicable Ways People Tried to Raise Money

In the future, all babies will be named after Internet companies.


6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

The following board games are virtually guaranteed to leave you and your friends feelings of hate and murder.


What to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting

You should probably start drinking now.


22 Stories We Can't Believe BuzzFeed Hasn't Written Yet

It's a slippery slope from here for BuzzFeed.


5 Genuinely Offensive Font Choices That Must Be Stopped

When amateurs on Tumblr look better than professional work, you know something's amiss.


9 Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods does not recommend any rational human being attempt this.


So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a God

When the natives start to catch on, that's when you cut and run.


6 Places Where You Can Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)

If you have a borderline disturbing obsession with the post-apocalypse, add these places to your bucket list.


6 Hilariously Stupid Prehistoric Versions of Modern Animals

Like every other long-term project ever attempted, the night before evolution was due, these were the last-minute turn-ins.