Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Being Offended

It's not about whether the offended people or the unoffended people are

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6 Ridiculous Kid-Friendly Adaptations of R-Rated Material

You have to wonder whose idea it was to turn these violent, sex-filled franchises into cartoons and toys.

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The 5 Weirdest Side Effects of Moving to a New Country

I have some words of wisdom to share for any prospective emigrants out there. Spoiler alert: It's all bad.

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5 Innocent Gestures That Make You Look Like a Dick Overseas

If your foreign friends don't like you, it's probably because you're an oblivious asshole.

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6 Reasons Life in Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn't Show You)

Apparently, the hardest part about life on a space station or moon base is a whole bunch of little everyday annoyances that will make your life a living hell.

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5 Spectacularly Crazy Meltdowns by CEOs of Major Companies

Some people have actually crazied themselves to the top.

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The 6 Most Despicable Ways People Tried to Raise Money

In the future, all babies will be named after Internet companies.

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6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

The following board games are virtually guaranteed to leave you and your friends feelings of hate and murder.

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What to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting

You should probably start drinking now.

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22 Stories We Can't Believe BuzzFeed Hasn't Written Yet

It's a slippery slope from here for BuzzFeed.

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5 Genuinely Offensive Font Choices That Must Be Stopped

When amateurs on Tumblr look better than professional work, you know something's amiss.

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9 Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods

Cracked.com does not recommend any rational human being attempt this.

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So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a God

When the natives start to catch on, that's when you cut and run.

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6 Places Where You Can Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)

If you have a borderline disturbing obsession with the post-apocalypse, add these places to your bucket list.

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6 Hilariously Stupid Prehistoric Versions of Modern Animals

Like every other long-term project ever attempted, the night before evolution was due, these were the last-minute turn-ins.

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