15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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18 Insane Coincidences (That Sure Seem Like Curses)

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18 Insane Coincidences (That Sure Seem Like Curses)

Curses are just a bunch of baloney reserved for corny movies and campfire tales, right? Wellllll, maybe not. It could just be cruel happenstance that all the things you're about to read played out the way they did, but you'll be hard pressed to convince us of that case.

We asked our readers to put together some events that will not only make you believe in curses, but also realize they could happen to you at any moment. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by mkad

XV 1'nj n Shmini Atzeret is a Jewish holiday that falls in September or October, depending on the year, and is largely about praying for rain. In 2014

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CRACKED.OON The Kennedy curse often used airplanes to kill its victims. Joseph P. Kennedy's aircraft bomber exploded during WWII Kathleen a mission. A

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