Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Unexpected Things I Learned from Being a Heroin Addict

I was hooked on one of the most addictive drugs in the world for over a year and along the way I learned that this kind of habit is nothing like what we've been told.

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6 Life Lessons Learned from Working as a Carny

I can tell you a few things you should keep in mind the next time you decide you're in the mood for a day of roller coasters, crappy food, and screaming children.

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7 Women Who Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses

These women have done spectacular, enviable things.

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5 Ways You Didn't Realize the English Language Is Defective

It turns out other languages can teach us how to handle problems like these.

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5 Life Lessons You Learn from Being Bullied

During my years in the dog pound I had plenty of chances to learn the gentle art of coping with bully bullshit, a skill that has been extremely handy later in life.

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5 Insane Ways People Trolled the System (And Won)

We all have to deal with rules we think are stupid now and again, but for the most part there's nothing you can really do about them. Unless you're these people.

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6 Unintentionally Hilarious Songs by Fictional Characters

Yes, these tracks are even more insane than you're expecting.

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5 Disgusting Habits Everyone Has (When No One's Looking)

These things are commonplace, creepily so. Admit it, you do at least one.

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6 Things No One Wants to Hear About Your Job

Here are some things that will help you bore the hell out of people when you talk about work.

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5 Terrifying Trends Currently Overtaking Etsy

Interesting and terrifying people are selling goods intended to set up camp in your nightmares.

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5 Mistakes Every Dog Owner Makes (An Insider's Perspective)

My name is Mischa Oldman. I train dogs for a living, and you don't know as much about your best friend as you'd like to think.

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6 Surprising Realities of Being a Military Bomb Hunter

I had a Hollywood-type image of war in my mind before I went overseas to hunt for roadside bombs. That's when I realized how wrong I was.

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6 Awesome Theories That Totally Change Famous Characters

With some movie and TV origins, you have to look all the way in the background or deleted scenes to discover some mind-blowing things.

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The 3 Most Perfect Crimes (and How to Commit Them)

I trust you to use this information responsibly, or at the very least, hilariously.

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