Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 20 Best Ways We Could Make Shit Jobs Tolerable

Thank you, computers, for getting smart enough to let us infuse some excitement into our otherwise mundane career choices.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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May 03, 2015

5 Things You Judge Less Harshly When You're Old

Here are five things getting older teaches you to judge less harshly.

By Gladstone
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May 02, 2015

5 Ways To Abuse Your Body To Greatness (That We Tested)

Once again I have collected a series of me going full 'Jackass' on my biology.

By Pauli Poisuo
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May 01, 2015

5 Insane Things I Did As A Cop (They Don't Show On TV)

We talked to two ex-cops about everyone's favorite topic. Here's what they said.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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April 30, 2015

9 Insane Loopholes You Won't Believe Are Legal

Every once in a while, someone finds a loophole wide enough drive a monster truck full of questionable intentions straight through.

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By Mark Hill
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April 29, 2015

5 Catastrophes Caused By Idiots Trying To Prevent Them

We apparently decided that between terror attacks, school shootings, and street crime, we'd better just bury the needle on the security side.

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By Matt Farmer
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April 29, 2015

The 5 Least Flattering Ways People Brag

Following the invention of irony in 1995, bragging became more complex, and in the era of social media it's become incredibly complicated indeed.

By Chris Bucholz
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April 28, 2015

7 Horrifying Things Snuck Into Famous Children's Cartoons

When you look at your favorite cartoons through the cynical eye of a grown-up, you see some pretty disturbing shit the writers threw in there.

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By Raoni Lacerda, Michael Kane, Jorden Weir, Ed Stevens, Tara Marie
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April 28, 2015

8 Real Craigslist Ads That Were Clearly Written By Murderers

Sometimes the traps set by serial killers via Craigslist posts are so hilariously transparent, they would actually qualify as brilliant comedy routines if they weren't 100 percent serious.

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By Jim Avery
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April 28, 2015

5 Ugly Realities Of Being A Woman Visiting India

The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.

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By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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April 28, 2015

6 Ways The Decision To Not Have Kids Messes With Your Head

Hi, I'm Kathy. I am 31 years old. I have been married for seven years. And I don't want children.

By Kathy Benjamin
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April 27, 2015

5 Insane Facts Of Life In Rural China

Jacek Mokujin Adamus spent a year backpacking through rural China, exploring an amazing -- and often unsettling -- side of the country you're not going to see on the news.

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6 Tiny Things That Indicate You've Got Huge Medical Problems

We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.

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