Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ridiculous Myths You Probably Believe About Schizophrenia
5 Ridiculous Myths You Probably Believe About Schizophrenia

We wanted to know what it was like to deal with schizophrenia on day-to-day basis, so we sat down with a woman who suffers from it.

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6 People With Amazing Yet Totally Useless Abilities
6 People With Amazing Yet Totally Useless Abilities

With useless power comes neat bar tricks.

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5 Things I Learned as a Sex Slave in Modern America
5 Things I Learned as a Sex Slave in Modern America

If this doesn't disturb you, there is a good chance you are a crazy person.

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4 Harsh Realities About Working at a Thrift Store
4 Harsh Realities About Working at a Thrift Store

I might not end up unveiling a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top, but I bet I've got one or two things about working in a thrift store that might surprise you.

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6 Impressive Works of Architecture in the Middle of Nowhere
6 Impressive Works of Architecture in the Middle of Nowhere

This stuff has absolutely no business being in these places.

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5 Examples of Irresponsible Drinking Gone Terribly Awry
5 Examples of Irresponsible Drinking Gone Terribly Awry

I'm not even 40 yet, I still have decades of irresponsibility to burn through before I settle in and start making wise decisions.

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5 Ways to Use Babies as Criminal Accomplices
5 Ways to Use Babies as Criminal Accomplices

On one of the many sleepless nights which are now my life, I began doing research to find out the best way to use my baby to commit crimes.

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5 Things I Saw as a 9/11 First Responder
5 Things I Saw as a 9/11 First Responder

For most of us, the story kind of ends with the collapse of the towers. The world had moved on ... completely failing to notice the hundreds and hundreds of people who were still dying.

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 9 Of the World's Unhealthiest Foods (Tested in One Night)
9 Of the World's Unhealthiest Foods (Tested in One Night)

The purpose for this article is personal pain for your enjoyment.

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The Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story from My Life
The Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story from My Life

Join me, dear reader, as I recount for you something ... special.

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5 Shocking Realities of Working With Disturbed Children
5 Shocking Realities of Working With Disturbed Children

Back in elementary school, did you have that one troubled/violent kid who one day just ... disappeared? We're going to give you some insight into that child's situation ...

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6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Vicious Insults
6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Vicious Insults

No matter how rich and famous you get, you never grow beyond the need for petty, passive-aggressive insults toward those who've wronged you.

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5 Shockingly Racist Scenes in Famous Superhero Comics
5 Shockingly Racist Scenes in Famous Superhero Comics

Going all the way back to the '30s, I scoured hundreds upon hundreds of comics to find the most jaw-dropping examples of racial intolerance by Earth's mightiest heroes.

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5 Ways Movies Get Gunfights Wrong (Based on Experience)
5 Ways Movies Get Gunfights Wrong (Based on Experience)

To sort out fact from fiction, we interviewed two decorated combat veterans who also have experience working in Hollywood.

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The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Folklore
The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Folklore

A monster is ever-so-slightly scarier if it violates you in some way.

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