The annals of time are forever littered with totally badass quotes. Terrifying men and women beget words that strike fear in the hearts of others, or inspire individuals to do great things.

But sometimes amazing quotes come from the unlikeliest of people. You could literally put these on a picture of Teddy Roosevelt or a book by Sun Tzu, and no one would be able to tell the difference.

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