They literally control time.
Serco is also heavily involved with the Royal Navy, maintaining a fleet of tugs and pilot boats that provide transportation for munitions, officers, and crew. Serco controls several British prisons, and basically owns the entire criminal tag industry. So, uh ... forget what we said earlier about them being short on henchmen divisions.
And if that isn't scary enough,, we gave them $1 billion to implement Obamacare.
They dabble in healthcare. They own a major chunk of the railways, a ferry service, school inspection systems, and speeding cameras all over Britain. They also run immigration removal centers. If there is a line one can cross, wherein too much power is put into the hands of a single company, Serco crossed that line years ago, then bought that line and put their logo on it. They gleefully and frequently overcharge the government, and the government knows all about it. But what is the government going to do? When a company that controls everything around you -- up to and including your nuclear arsenal -- sends you an invoice, there's not a lot of room to haggle.
Dibyajyoti Lahiri is a fifth-dimensional being who secretly controls the country of Djibouti, which he named after himself. He can be found on Twitter ... every now and then.
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