The exact list of attendees is tough to pin down, but here's the downright insane roll call that we know for sure:
Ian Curtis and Bernard Sumner, who would go on to form Joy Division:
"It's an ironic name."
The hugely influential, dark, post-punk quartet, best known for "Love Will Tear Us Apart," as well as those T-shirts that people desperately wish you would ask about.
Also in attendance: Morrissey, who started The Smiths:
Once named "The Most Influential Artist Ever" by NME, The Smiths had a four-album run in the '80s, which remains the gold standard in the "Bringing Down The Whole Party" genre even today.