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20 Tips To Get You Through Stressful Situations

By:: Cracked Plasticians

November 17, 2016

20 Tips To Get You Through Stressful Situations

Life's tough man. Trump won the election. The most popular videos on the internet are the ones where everyone is standing still. Pants are still a thing. Getting through the day-to-day is just so depressing now.

But thankfully, life hacks are here to help! So the next time shit gets tough, keep these in mind.

20 Entry by Vincent Pall

Got the room spins after drinking heavily? Lie down on a bed or COUCH and put one foot on the floor, and the ride will stop.

19 Entry by MibHatesUsAll

Susceptible to migraines? Soak your hands in ice water the next time you have an attack, count to sixty and repeatedly clench and unclench them for in

18 Entry by PookieJones

Anxious about your presentation? Start counting... anything. For best effect, count the number of people with blonde hair then the number of people wi

17 Entry by PookieJones

UNABLE TO DECIDE? Toss a coin, but don't necessarily do what it says. Think about the decision the coin has made. If you feel disappointed, you'll kno

16 Entry by Sami Czanova

Angry? Take a moderately cool shower. Not only will this calm you down, it will also give you some time alone to think of ways to handle your problems

15 Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDCONT CAN'T FALL ASLEEP? in 1 4 5 D 1 23820 2 2 Do the nine times table backwards. lt'll tire out your brain in a couple of minutes.

14 Entry by LilySprite

When you're on a diet, don't tell yourself you CAN'T have junk food... instead tell yourself that you CHOOSE not to because you're bettering yourself.

13 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

CRACKEDCON Whenever you are about to cry, start doing math in your head to distract you from the emotion. Basic math like 52 + 30 X 2 usually does the

12 Entry by xela_ananym

Having a string of bad luck? gattih Break the cycle by completing a simple craft project. CRACKEDCON

11 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

GRACKEDCOM Walk on the grass For OCD instead of the sidewalk. sufferers Not only is having feeling grass underfoot anxious comforting but you while av

10 Entry by xela_ananym

Headache? Find someone it wouldn't be weird with and get them to stroke your hair. -CRAGKEDCON

9 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

If you want to get rid of dizziness, focus on a particular spot that's as far away from you as possible. nan CRACKED.COM

8 Entry by Andrea Meno

Struggling to get everything done? Create a routine in one part of your life. For example, have a regular morning or evening ritual. Making a part of

7 Entry by PookieJones

Had a fight? Do some chores at the same time, but separately.

6 Entry by milito

If you want to stop inating you should say your excuses out loud to yourself. CRACh

5 Entry by jaoafallas

Feeling down? Try cleaning your house. If you're feeling lazy, start with something simple like sweeping the floor or organizing your junk drawer. CRA

4 Entry by xela_ananym

Writing ssignment? Listen to music with no lyrics to prevent it interfering with your wordsmithy . CRAGKEDOONT

3 Entry by B-Run

Can't get through your morning run? Focus on the sensation of rubbing your fingers together instead of the pain in your lungs or legs . See how much f

2 Entry by LilySprite

Try eating a hot pepper when you need a mid day pick-me-up They get your endorphins going and are much more work friendly than a shot of vodka CRACKED

1 Entry by stahn_lee

Finding it hard NC to stay awake during class.0 meetings? >y9. >i- s 't.y 4ind A-' J3004 (t&) -2rs re 21/)- Bring along a small toy to fiddle with. E

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