For most of us, the story kind of ends with the collapse of the towers. The world had moved on ... completely failing to notice the hundreds and hundreds of people who were still dying.
The purpose for this article is personal pain for your enjoyment.
Join me, dear reader, as I recount for you something ... special.
Back in elementary school, did you have that one troubled/violent kid who one day just ... disappeared? We're going to give you some insight into that child's situation ...
No matter how rich and famous you get, you never grow beyond the need for petty, passive-aggressive insults toward those who've wronged you.
Going all the way back to the '30s, I scoured hundreds upon hundreds of comics to find the most jaw-dropping examples of racial intolerance by Earth's mightiest heroes.
To sort out fact from fiction, we interviewed two decorated combat veterans who also have experience working in Hollywood.
A monster is ever-so-slightly scarier if it violates you in some way.
There's nothing quite as wholesome as a board game. But you might be surprised by just how dark your awkward family get-together's go-to form of entertainment can be.
I'm writing about sex this week -- specifically, the situation in which certain men complain about being 'friendzoned' by woman who choose not to see them sexually.
These sorries just aren't good enough. We should generally be forgiving of our fellow humans, but not when it comes to these things.
Sometimes, for wacky historical reasons, a single country will take over something no one would expect.
Even the greatest artists of all time occasionally produce something they're not proud of, because no one in history has ever batted 1000.
For the sake of our simple little minds, are some of the biggest misconceptions people have about government finances. Please keep it handy and refer to it whenever you see a bunch of zeroes.
Cracked sat down with an executive for one of the companies working to protect and modernize our electric utilities, and he broke the difficult news that our power grid is about as carefully maintained as the floor of a taxi cab.