We put a robot on Mars, our comic books are now movies, and we can legally make marijuana into gummy bears, but we still can't get the following shit sorted out. Seriously, show some initiative, people who are smarter than us.

(Our thanks to deathpod, for the contest suggestion, who apparently is mad, mad genius with these sorts of things.)

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