5 Totally CRAZY CEOs Who Valued Humanity Over Profits

Three point seatbelts became standard within five years. It's estimated that Bohlin's invention saved over a million lives, it's considered one of humanity's most important patents due to Volvo's decision to leave it open, and Bohlin received letters from thankful car crash survivors until the day he died. So the next time you make fun of your friend for driving a soccer mom Volvo, maybe ease up on them just a little bit.

The FDA decided to cut through their own bureaucracy and grant special permission for Sacker to use an RAS ... but because of that whole legality thing, there were no RAS machines in the United States. The closest was in Toronto, but having it shipped to Sacker's hospital would have taken longer than he was expected to live, even if one of their neighbors didn't steal the UPS package from their doorstep.

That's when Peter DeComo, the CEO of ALung, sprang into action. DeComo drove overnight across the border to meet a colleague and retrieve an RAS. Then, when trying to cross back into America, a customs officer told him that he couldn't bring the RAS in, because it wasn't fucking FDA approved. After the "Hey, this could save a life" angle didn't work, DeComo argued that, as CEO of the company that made the machine, he was merely transporting personal property.

That was somehow the argument that swayed the officer and, 14 hours after DeComo hit the road, Sacker's breathing had improved to the point where he could eventually receive a double lung transplant. And that's the story of how a luxury-car driving CEO and a massive government bureaucracy teamed up to create the kind of inspirational story where they'd normally be the villains.

So rather than lay off lots of employees or switch direction to the rapidly burgeoning post-9/11 airport scotch industry, Elsener worked out a solution where his employees were loaned out to other local businesses until Victorinox recovered by diversifying into other markets and other products like luggage, kitchen knives, and high-end yodeling equipment. How many managers have you had who, instead of kicking you to the curb, would help you find a new job?

And yes, Victorinox did indeed make a comeback, at which point employees were welcomed back having never spent a single day in the unemployment line.

In 1964, Martin Luther King Jr. became only the second African-American to win a Nobel Prize. He was also the first from the state of Georgia to be honored, so his boyhood city of Atlanta wanted to show how proud it was of his contributions by throwing a grand banquet in his honor.

But because it was 1964 Atlanta, the business community and white elite turned their collective nose at the preposterous idea of publicly honoring a black man. Some were hardcore segregationists, while others just wanted to wait and see how the whole "civil rights" thing played out before they associated with King. Either way, the date for the dinner was fast approaching and they had sold about as many tickets as your uncle's one-man ska reinterpretation of Cats.

But then the banquet reached out to Coca-Cola, and their chairman, J. Paul Austin, gathered up Atlanta's business leaders and threatened to make Atlanta a Coke-free city if they didn't show up. Austin said, "It is embarrassing for Coca-Cola to be located in a city that refuses to honor its Nobel Prize winner. We are an international business. The Coca-Cola Company does not need Atlanta. You all have to decide whether Atlanta needs the Coca-Cola Company."

Remember, Coca-Cola is based in Atlanta, so Austin wasn't just implying that they'd all have to start drinking Pepsi -- he was threatening to up and move one of the biggest and most profitable corporations on the planet to another city. Every ticket to the dinner was sold within two hours.

So Ulukaya found himself the subject of headlines like "American Yogurt Tycoon Vows To Choke U.S. With Muslims," which we guess is supposed to be scaremongering even though it's hard to strike fear into someone's heart with the words "Yogurt Tycoon Vows." Other "news" sites have falsely accused Ulukaya of calling for American businesses to lead an "Islamic surge," tried to tie his refugee employees to unrelated rape cases, accused Ulukaya of exploiting cheap foreign labor instead of hiring Americans, and blamed Idaho's new yogurt plant for a freaking tuberculosis outbreak.

But there's no cruel labor exploitation here -- all of Ulukaya's employees make above minimum wage and have benefits that include paid paternal leave, and Idaho is a top destination for refugees because it has a low unemployment rate, so they can bring new jobs to the state instead of snatching existing ones. In fact, every Chobani employee was recently given shares in the company based on the length of their tenure, making the oldest employees millionaires overnight.

Ulukaya's reward for assuming that the average person would rather help make yogurt than starve to death or get shot at has been anger, boycotts, and threats. Ulukaya's billions of dollars probably provide ample comfort in this time of need but, just in case, he continues to donate to charity and has promised to help teach other businesses how to successfully integrate refugees into their workforce.

The head of Human Rights Watch called him "the xenophobe's nightmare," and a professor of agricultural economics argued that all the complaining has probably done more to help his brand and sales than hurt them. But perhaps the best argument in Ulukaya's favor is that refugees from a variety of countries like Myanmar and Afghanistan had been working happily and peacefully in his business for years before the internet's giant wheel of things to randomly start hating landed on freaking yogurt.

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