Cracked Archive - Weird World

It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.

• By Alex Sinclair Lack
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• November 23, 2014

If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?

• By Felix Clay
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• November 22, 2014

What have we done?

• By E. Reid Ross, Ivan Farkas
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• November 22, 2014

The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.

• By Jason Iannone
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• November 21, 2014

If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.

• By Luis Prada
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• November 20, 2014

These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.

• By C. Coville
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• November 19, 2014

Dwarves have size where it matters most.

• By Jason Iannone, Charles Less
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• November 19, 2014

With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.

• By 22 Jump Street
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• November 18, 2014

Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair

• By J.F. Sargent
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• November 18, 2014

How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?

• By Chris Bucholz
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• November 18, 2014

Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.

• By Justin Crockett
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• November 18, 2014

Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.

• By Kristi Harrison
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• November 17, 2014

The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.

• By Jason Pargin, Rob Nietupski
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• November 17, 2014

Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.

• By Robert Evans, Rich Enuol
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• November 16, 2014

It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.

• By Cher Martinetti
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• November 15, 2014