It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.
What have we done?
The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.
If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.
These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.
With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.
How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?
Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.
Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.