Cracked Archive - Weird World

My Poop Can Kill Me: 6 Weird Truths About My Wheelchair

I didn't learn any profound lessons from my disability. Mostly, I learned that everyone is an asshole, including myself.


If Everything Got A Corporate Logo

What if everyday mundane objects had a marketing department?


So You've Been Asked To Land A Plane

Too bad real life is not an action movie.


5 Coma Patients Who Woke Up With Insane New Skills

There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.


4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall

We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.


5 Impressively Insane Theories About Famous Buildings

Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.


5 Safety Measures That Caused Rampant Death And Destruction

Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.


The Mundane Background Story Of Every James Bond Adventure

Reggie sat outside Dr. Terrordoom's office, brainstorming as hard as he could.


5 Real World Lessons College Teaches (By Accident)

Things that were never contained in a textbook or a lecture but made painfully clear to me simply by my four-year immersion in a little community that would help me predict the real world to come.


5 Oddly Hypnotic Genres Of YouTube Videos

They're boring. They're stupid. They're useless. They are an absolute waste of time ... but, they're impossible to look away from.


6 Real People Who Got Screwed For Trying To Help

In a movie, an act of kindness gets repaid before the third act is through. In real life? Eh, not so much.


31 Phrases English Needs To Steal From Other Languages

Never be at a loss for words again, you uncultured heathen.


7 Realities Of Spending Your Pre-Teen Years In A Psych Ward

There are actually whole facilities dedicated entirely to mentally ill youth, and they have their own way of doing things.


4 Reasons We Suck At Making Big Decisions

Our struggles with freedom sometimes manifest themselves in subtler ways.


5 Reasons Graffiti Art Is Even Crazier Than You Think

We talked to Cristian 'Smear' Gheorghiu, a street artist turned contemporary painter from Los Angeles, to tell us about arting so hard that you risk death.