It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.
If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?
What have we done?
The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.
If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.
These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.
Dwarves have size where it matters most.
With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.
Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair
How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?
Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.
Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.
The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.
Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.
It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.