Cracked Archive - Weird World
10 Carnival Foods Invented By Crazy People (Taste Tested)
Is there any greater summer activity than going to the local fair and discovering what unholy deep-fried concoctions are being sold to those with a disregard for their stomachs and their mortality?
- By Mark Hill, Evan V. Symon
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- August 02, 2015
5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute
As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- August 02, 2015
5 Lame Attempts To Make Comics Appeal To Modern Audiences
Here are just a few of the comics to catch the ol' reboot to the crotch.
- By Tara Marie
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- August 01, 2015
5 Awful Traits Group Chats Bring Out In People
You want to see a person's true colors: Put them in a group chat.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 29, 2015
5 Packs Of Idiot Bros Who Blazed Their Way Through History
The bro has been around far longer than you'd expect. The bro is forever, the bro is eternal.
- By Luke John Smith
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- July 29, 2015
5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 On An iPhone Game
Jason Croghan has spent several thousand dollars on smartphone games, and he told us all about how they sink their claws into you and don't let go.
- By Mark Hill, Jason Croghan
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- July 29, 2015
6 Shocking Flaws In Airline Security You Never Knew Existed
The government has added new machines and measures designed to streamline the process -- but they're not just shockingly inefficient; in some cases they're actually making things worse.
- By Chris Radomile
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- July 28, 2015
5 Sworn Enemies Who Formed Inspiring Friendships
Proving that there's literally no aggression humans aren't capable of forgiving, here are five heartwarming friendships that were forged by overcoming things like torture, racism, and murder.
- By A.C. Grimes
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- July 28, 2015
My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences Of A Nun
The phrase "Bride Of Christ" is taken a lot more literally than you might think.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Isaac Cabe
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- July 28, 2015
6 Terrible Medical Conditions Cured Using Sci-Fi Technology
To impress patients these days, medical science is getting weirdly futuristic.
- By John Mulroy, Justin Crockett, Ivan Farkas, Connie Langdon
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- July 26, 2015
If You Could Go Back In Time To Help Your Dumb Young Self
We all make mistakes. Unfortunately, some mistakes are far worse than others -- and likely happen in greater abundance.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 26, 2015
5 Everyday Offenses That Are Inexplicably Maddening
There are still things people do that drive me far crazier than they should.
- By Gladstone
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- July 25, 2015
5 Crimes Committed In The Name Of Heroism
Once in a while, real life takes a page from a screenwriting class.
- By A.C. Grimes
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- July 25, 2015
Holocaust Denial Essays: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments
A few dedicated teachers have found a way to turn boring old school into an experience their students will remember for the rest of their lives, or at least until they pass out from binge-drinking after a therapy session.
- By Mark Hill
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- July 24, 2015
The 4 Steps Of Adjusting To A Whole New Group Of Friends
Fully assimilating is a long-term project that may never have an endpoint. There's a lot of rocky land to traverse.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 23, 2015
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