Cracked Archive - Weird World

10 Carnival Foods Invented By Crazy People (Taste Tested)

Is there any greater summer activity than going to the local fair and discovering what unholy deep-fried concoctions are being sold to those with a disregard for their stomachs and their mortality?


5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute

As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.


5 Lame Attempts To Make Comics Appeal To Modern Audiences

Here are just a few of the comics to catch the ol' reboot to the crotch.


5 Awful Traits Group Chats Bring Out In People

You want to see a person's true colors: Put them in a group chat.


5 Packs Of Idiot Bros Who Blazed Their Way Through History

The bro has been around far longer than you'd expect. The bro is forever, the bro is eternal.


5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 On An iPhone Game

Jason Croghan has spent several thousand dollars on smartphone games, and he told us all about how they sink their claws into you and don't let go.


6 Shocking Flaws In Airline Security You Never Knew Existed

The government has added new machines and measures designed to streamline the process -- but they're not just shockingly inefficient; in some cases they're actually making things worse.


5 Sworn Enemies Who Formed Inspiring Friendships

Proving that there's literally no aggression humans aren't capable of forgiving, here are five heartwarming friendships that were forged by overcoming things like torture, racism, and murder.


My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences Of A Nun

The phrase "Bride Of Christ" is taken a lot more literally than you might think.


6 Terrible Medical Conditions Cured Using Sci-Fi Technology

To impress patients these days, medical science is getting weirdly futuristic.


If You Could Go Back In Time To Help Your Dumb Young Self

We all make mistakes. Unfortunately, some mistakes are far worse than others -- and likely happen in greater abundance.


5 Everyday Offenses That Are Inexplicably Maddening

There are still things people do that drive me far crazier than they should.


5 Crimes Committed In The Name Of Heroism

Once in a while, real life takes a page from a screenwriting class.


Holocaust Denial Essays: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

A few dedicated teachers have found a way to turn boring old school into an experience their students will remember for the rest of their lives, or at least until they pass out from binge-drinking after a therapy session.


The 4 Steps Of Adjusting To A Whole New Group Of Friends

Fully assimilating is a long-term project that may never have an endpoint. There's a lot of rocky land to traverse.