Cracked Archive - Weird World
12 Great Parenting Products for Traumatizing Your Baby
We get it. Parenting is hard. We also get that it's human nature to invent useless products for people who don't know any better than to just throw gadgets at every problem ... which is why we wound up with these.
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- By Tracy V.
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858 A Bad Day at the Sandwich Shop [COMIC]
An amazing tale of paitence.
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- By Dan Markowitz
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6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
Yet throughout history there have been times when everything came together just right for one single person to screw it all up.
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- By Robert Evans, Sam Cooper
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6 Great Products For Making Your Pet Hate You
When our pets one day inevitably rise up, they'll probably be pretty pissed about a whole bunch of things. This is just a sample of why we'll be dying slow deaths.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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21 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photosphopped (Part 8)
This is the latest edition of our most popular feature, in which we demonstrate that the truth is stranger than Photoshop. Here are more photos that will make every poster in the comment section scream 'FAKE!' but are absolutely real.
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- By Joe Russo
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Cracked Round-Up: Burgled Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Angry Mobs Have Rioted Over
Humans don't need much of an excuse to start rioting. In fact we really don't need any excuse at all.
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- By Eddie Rodriguez
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6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.
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- By C. Coville
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Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
Abort mission! Abort mission!
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- By Fatawesome .com
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The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety
It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.
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- By Sara J., Steve Blair
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Cracked Round-Up: Shakespeare in the Office Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Companies That Rigged The Game (And Changed the World)
Sometimes when you see this kind of behind-the-scenes scheming, you do have to kind of admire it. Not approve of it, mind you -- just appreciate the kind of balls it takes to do it.
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- By Garrett Moll
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5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2
Here are five more things you will never learn in your lifetime -- unless you happen to be one of the only two people on the planet who already know them.
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- By Kathy Benjamin, M. Asher Cantrell
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The 5 Biggest Disasters in the History of Marketing Ideas
Sometimes companies screw up so badly that you wonder if they, like us, are just making it all up as they go along. How else do you explain these things?
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- By Evan V. Symon
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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes from Important Cultural Myths
If you've spent time studying history at all, you probably already know that depraved sex acts are to religion as rock star groupies from the '70s are to depraved sex acts. In other words, they go hand in hand. Or hand in some other body part, depending on who we're talking about.
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- By Jim Yew
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