Why did Coriell go to so much trouble? Apparently, there are many scientists around the world who think the Huaorani tribe have very particular genetic mutations which make them immune to diseases like hepatitis. Being able to replicate this immunity would be revolutionary, but scientists still have yet to prove the link, even 25 years after the Great People Harvesting. As for what happened to the Huaorani, we're not really sure, because almost every fact on their Wikipedia page has "" next to it. That might be a scarier sentence than the one with "blood dungeon" in it.
Synthes Conducted Secret "Bone Cement" Experiments That Killed Five People
When you're creating something that's intended to cure people, it's best to make extra-sure that it doesn't kill them instead. That's why pharmaceutical drugs go through many rigorous rounds of testing, with control groups and consent forms and all that, to ensure that we're curing AIDS and not turning it into Super AIDS. Or you could be like Synthes, and not give a fuck and straight-up inject cement into people's spines.
Synthes is a medical company that injected cement into people's spines, because we really can't say that enough. The product in question was Norian XR, a special kind of cement which apparently could turn into bone if it was injected into a human skeleton. Normally, a product that dangerous and invasive would have to go through expensive medical trials, finding patients desperate enough to try out an experimental new procedure that could potentially kill them. But Synthes decided that due diligence is for suckers, and went ahead with their own illegal trials. After all, how could shoving experimental putty directly into someone's spine ever go wrong?
This is how Marvel villains are made.
Between 2002 and 2004, Synthes injected cement into an unknown number of patients without their permission, mainly by tricking hospitals into using Norian XR and lying about how safe and legal the concoction was. Some scientists quickly raised warnings about how the drug could potentially cause fatal blood clots, and the FDA requested that Synthes holy shit not do this, but the pharma company gave them both the middle finger and proceeded anyway. The results weren't good: Five people ended up dying on the operating table as a result of the Norian XR injection, which even Synthes had to admit that was a mixed bag.
In 2009, the Department of Justice formally accused Synthes of injecting cement into people's spines Four executives ended up pleading guilty to obscure misdemeanor charges, and amazingly, all of them actually went to jail. Of course, what was waiting for them on the other side wasn't humility, but fat stacks of cash, as Synthes was later sold to Johnson & Johnson for over $20 billion. Here's hoping those executives spent every day in prison getting punched right in their spines.
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