Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Nothing But Garbage

Next time you go to throw out that empty beer bottle, just stop and think: Could that be the first piece to your own Fortress of Doom?

Authors: By Kathy Benjamin
Published: May 20, 2010
Comments: 230

What You Missed Last Week On Cracked

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: May 15, 2010
Comments: 13

So You Want to Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Hell

Sure, America is awesome, but the country lets in a lot of immigrants through nice legal channels, right? Why don't these Mexicans just try it that way? Well, having gone through immigration myself in 2009 (the legal way), I can tell you right now there's a reason.

Authors: By C. Coville
Published: May 15, 2010
Comments: 1423

5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money

Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.

Authors: By Katy Gardiner, CRACKED Staff
Published: May 14, 2010
Comments: 438

5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations

The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)

Authors: By Kristi Harrison
Published: May 09, 2010
Comments: 421

Cracked Round-Up: Poison Ivy Edition

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: May 08, 2010
Comments: 15

5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic

Some people have managed to turn the sentence 'Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends' into 'Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money.' And now you can too.

Authors: By Pete Booth
Published: May 08, 2010
Comments: 448

The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Comic Book Characters

Even if their attempts at racial sensitivity are misguided or poorly thought out, you can't fault them for trying, right? Oh, wait. Of couse you can.

Authors: By David Johnson
Published: May 02, 2010
Comments: 748

Cracked Round-Up: Lazy Days Of Summer Edition

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: May 01, 2010
Comments: 9

6 True Stories About Disneyland They Don't Want You to Know

What's that? You don't typically associate the Happiest Place on Earth with crippling depression, rabies, discrimination and hate crimes? We can fix that!

Authors: By Danny Gallagher, JD Niemand
Published: April 29, 2010
Comments: 1809

5 Unknown Schmucks Who Turned Into Superheroes in the Clutch

Let's face it: The experts that are supposed to be taking care of business aren't always available. Thankfully, completely unknown and unqualified people came to save the day.

Authors: By Paul K Pickett
Published: April 27, 2010
Comments: 372