Instead of doing fun New York things, you'll want to do corny and ultimately boring nonsense, at which point you'll be disappointed.
Just when we thought some of the old annoyances of the 20th century had died out, they come roaring back new, improved, upgraded, and intensified.
The Internet is an endless sea of information, but sometimes that information is complete shit.
Politeness is fine and dandy, but when you extend the basic rules of being a decent human into other aspects of society, this whole civilization thing just falls apart.
All around you are little design choices you've probably never even noticed, that are absolutely influencing you.
Being a cabby is a carousel of surreal comedy, harsh life lessons, and unwelcome nudity.
Some people think that Hitler and his pals did other, even crazier things on top of the stuff that we already know they did.
Almost every Saturday morning for the last two years, I've hauled my ass out of bed really early so I could be at a local Planned Parenthood at 8:30 a.m. Here's what I learned.
I've spent many hours of my life watching these stupid videos, trying to make sense of them and trying to figure out how their games could have been played.
We shouldn't be surprises and yet we are continually shocked by nature's shenanigans.
Every so often, we like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while.
This dating shit is weird for everybody.
It's Cyber Monday! Finally, a holiday dedicated to our wise collective decision to stay indoors and let Earth's wealth come to us.
When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.
Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.