Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Insane Obituaries You Won't Believe Are About Real People

Thank you, dead people, for brightening up the dreariest part of the newspaper.


5 Illogical Choices Made By Night Owls

Tomorrow doesn't start until you fall asleep, thereby allowing me to remain on one day in time forever.


6 Lost Works Of Genius (Found In The Dumbest Place Possible)

Sometimes the hoarders are right, and some random piece of garbage that's currently festering in your attic may turn out to be worth a fortune.


5 Real Vehicles That Only Fictional Superheroes Should Drive

I have ventured deep into the alien nether-realm of automotive locomotion and emerged with a bunch of vehicles that I want to unleash on the unwary world.


5 Basic Truths Everyone Agrees On (Are Shockingly New Ideas)

Apparently some inventions we assumed are recent go back thousands of years.


4 Easy Ways To Get Away With Dick Moves

There are ways those cretinous scumbags out there can mask their inherent everyday dickishness.


5 Real Art Projects That Quickly Turned Into Crimes

For the guys on this list, it's not enough to make people mad -- they're not happy until their art straight-up murders someone.


5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

It turns out that when you trace some of the things we use every day back to their origins, you find that, while necessity may be the mother of invention, sometimes her baby daddy is serendipity.


5 Things Only Dealers Know About Gambling At A Casino

We sat down with a veteran card dealer at the Mohegan Sun and asked about all the stuff casinos don't want us to know.


5 Cases Of Free Speech That Will Make You Hate Freedom

Knowing how to make good use of our right to free speech can be tricky.


6 Ways ISIS Is Crazier Than You Thought

Just how far they will go to prove an extreme and duck-buggering insane belief system is kind of staggering.


6 Disturbing Realities of Surviving Childhood Cancer

Nate Handley was seven when he was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia, and he spent the next three and a half years being treated for his illness.


5 Things You Judge Less Harshly When You're Old

Here are five things getting older teaches you to judge less harshly.


5 Ways To Abuse Your Body To Greatness (That We Tested)

Once again I have collected a series of me going full 'Jackass' on my biology.


5 Insane Things I Did As A Cop (They Don't Show On TV)

We talked to two ex-cops about everyone's favorite topic. Here's what they said.