Do you have a good job, one that makes you feel happy and fulfilled? Congratulations! You're probably not real. Or maybe you are, but for the vast majority of people, that's not the case.
I have an allergy to lavender. And it's so severe that just smelling it can send me to the hospital.
Drug shortages are a real and terrifying thing. Let's talk to somebody on the wrong end of one.
You should take note of how these folks did it; they not only laid the groundwork for some good stories as children, but went on to turn them into massively successful franchises to boot.
For proof that Mother Nature goes on the occasional Jagermeister-and-Robitussin bender while designing next year's animal models, look no further than these species.
Alex woke up from the surgery without cancer, but also without a penis. We sat down with him to ask about losing an enormous (metaphorically) part of his body.
The Internet has changed the world of commerce, presenting us with a whole universe of amazing opportunities to make money ... provided you're a jackass.
If they sucked at any other aspect of their employment this much, they'd be fired or employed as a 100-percent organic artisanal vacuum cleaner.
These uncomfortable situations would normally prompt a call to the authorities in the real world.
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
The problem is so similar to the way movies depict alien invasions that Steven Spielberg has bought the film rights to my infested door and the movie is coming out in the summer of 2017.
Cracked talked to Kate Dobson to learn what happens when your school goes to that great NCAA division in the sky.