The woman was cited for underage drinking, and since it was a country music festival, the citation did note "no shit" at the bottom. In the end, the fire department had to cut the pipe off of the vehicle to extract the woman, which we're sure was a fun insurance claim for the truck's owner.
Burglars Broke Into A House And Snorted Ashes
When five Florida teenagers were arrested for breaking into a house, authorities mostly wanted to know what had happened to an urn containing the ashes of the victim's father and her two Great Danes. Why all of their ashes were stored together is a discussion for another time.
aleoks/Adobe Stock"Look, a three-for-one coupon is a three-for-one coupon."
The burglars claimed they had mistaken the ashes for cocaine and tried to snort them, whereupon they determined that it was absolutely not cocaine. They then discussed returning the ashes, but remembered that their fingerprints were on the urn, and instead threw it all in a lake. To put it mildly, it is difficult to mistake cremated remains for cocaine, which suggests that the teens had either never previously done cocaine, or they had done way, way too much of it. Whatever the case, the event served as an important reminder: Always bring your own cocaine to a burglary.
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