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25 Baffling Ways People Reacted To Major Events In Your Life

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September 09, 2018

25 Baffling Ways People Reacted To Major Events In Your Life

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Major life events affect your life in big ways, everyone expects that. What nobody is expecting are the weird ways people around us will react to those same events. It's particularly dramatic in the life of QuintonDarby, who suggested this contest.

For example ...

25 Entry by Quinton Darby

Can I wake him? That was the first question a surprising number of people felt it was ok to ask when I told them my son was taking a nap. CRACKEDCON

24 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCO I proudly texted my best friend that I was on my first day of college and his reply was: Have you found a girlfriend yet?

23 Entry by Carlos Suarez

I had to get a liver operation because of an infection.yet when I told people I had a liver disease the only thing they asked was: Wait, you're an alc

22 Entry by Karen Jones

GRACKEDO When my grandmother passed away I asked my work supervisor on Monday if I could have Saturday off to attend her funeral. Her response? Ugh,

21 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

After five long years, I've finally obtained my Masters degree. And what does my mother have to say about that? Yeah, says the guy who doesn't clean

20 Entry by PookieJones

Cool scar! was the first thing a friend said to me after my spinal disc replacement surgery.

19 Entry by Sami Czanova

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18 Entry by Manari Santiyaz

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17 Entry by Nenad Filipovic

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15 Entry by Carlos Suarez

My country is going through some really tough times right now, famines and plagues included. Yet when I tell people on the internet about it, the most

14 Entry by LilySprite

CRACKED It's amazing to me how many people think Can't you get a new one? is an acceptable response to the announcement that my pet died.

13 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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12 Entry by PollyDarton

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11 Entry by LilySprite

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10 Entry by Karin Coburn

I just recently got my dentures, and my roommate drove me to go pick them up. When she saw me with them in, her first response was So, they've got to

9 Entry by MrFreehuggs

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6 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

My daughter was born at 28 weeks and weighed only 3 lbs. Be glad she's in the NICU. When you get home you won't be able to sleep through the night.

5 Entry by Moses Armstrong

So guess you'll have to have your cats put to sleep, then, won't you?? was my coworker's first reaction when I said that I was going to be moving out

4 Entry by Rachel Whetstone

Upon learning that I was pregnant with my first son, a relative insisted on buying him a blue bathtub, so that he wouldn't be subjected to the pink on

3 Entry by Scott Laffey

After posting our honeymoon pics on Facebook, a high school classmate of mine I hardly knew clicked like on all 50+ photos. He then proceeded to mes

2 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Thanks to a healthy diet and an effective workout plan, I finally managed to lose weight. 7 One day, my girlfriend tearfully asked if me I was cheatin

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