Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.
It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.
Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.
We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.
We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.
Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.
It turns out the following first-world problems actually benefit you.
Fate has something greater in store, something that has been foretold for many ages.
A lot of inventors end up flying under the radar do to human ignorance. These folks? We're only ignorant to the fact they could've been so innovative.
What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.
It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.
Before throwing any of your weird junk a way, it helps to turn to the Internet to see if any obsessive collectors will buy it from you first.