Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Realities Of Having A Child With Organs Outside His Body

Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.


6 Hunters Who Are More Jackass Than Bad Ass

Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.


6 Brilliant Ways Movies & TV Shows Stuck It To The Censors

It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.


The 21 Biggest Flaws Nature Should Have Fixed By Now

Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.


5 Realizations That Happen Only In Adulthood

We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.


I Had A Vasectomy (It Didn't Take): 5 Ugly Realities

We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.


20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

It turns out The Man is pretty fond of taking your hard-earned money and spending it on the dumbest shit possible.


5 Nasty Realities Of Work In A Hooters-Style Breastaurant

We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.


8 Brilliant Ways Dumb Criminals Displayed Their Stupidity

Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.


5 Of The Most Hated Things On Earth (With Awesome Benefits)

It turns out the following first-world problems actually benefit you.


20 Signs That You Are Destined For Something Greater

Fate has something greater in store, something that has been foretold for many ages.


6 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Famous People Invented

A lot of inventors end up flying under the radar do to human ignorance. These folks? We're only ignorant to the fact they could've been so innovative.


6 Times People Have Legally Claimed To Own Everyday Things

What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.


5 Realities In One Of History's Most Violent Countries

It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.


The 18 Most Ridiculous Things Worth Ridiculous Money

Before throwing any of your weird junk a way, it helps to turn to the Internet to see if any obsessive collectors will buy it from you first.