Cracked Archive - Weird World
7 Mind-Blowing Ways Jobs Are Being Outsourced to Animals
Millions of workers know what it's like to have their job outsourced to another country. What would be worse than that? Hearing that your job is now being done by an animal.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Drew Miller, Michael Corvinus
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704 The 6 Most Terrifying Public Restrooms in the World
Apparently there are still a few people out there thinking outside the box. And outside the box is where horror lives.
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- By Kier Harris
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Cracked Round-Up: Whale-Fighting Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Brilliant Ways Hostages Outwitted Their Captors
Let's face it: As much as we like to pretend that we're all Bruce Willis, if faced with a real-life kidnapper, most of us would react by soiling ourselves. Well, except for these people.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 Petty Feuds That Shaped the Modern World
Just because they're titans of business and leaders of nations, that doesn't mean grown men are above letting some name-calling influence their decisions.
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- By Xavier Jackson
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The 7 Most Extreme Lies Ever Told to Get Out of Something
There are a number of perfectly reasonable excuses to avoid doing something you don't want to, but sometimes reason just won't cut it. That's when crazy steps in.
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- By Dennis Fulton
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Cracked Round-Up: Advice for Fighting Brushfires
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Popular Forms of Charity (That Aren't Helping)
By all means, donate to charity. Just please avoid messing it all up with one of these mistakes.
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- By Mark Hill
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Cracked Round-Up: Holy Balls, it's Hot Outside Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Least Courageous Things Ever Done in a Crisis
You can only truly appreciate the hero who says 'Women and children first!' when you see how many people in the same situation say 'Outta my way!'
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- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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The 7 Worst Things Airline Pilots Have Done Mid-Flight
People with a fear of flying often cite the sense of helplessness as one of the most terrifying aspects of the phobia. And, well, sometimes it's hard to disagree with them.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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Cracked Round-Up: Holistic Auto Repair Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Excessively Creepy Children's Educational Videos
Is the best way to really teach children to film some disturbing things and then show it to them?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Clayton Ofbricks
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The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given in a Political Scandal
When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.
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- By Joseph Macey
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The 5 Most Bizarre Things People Have Done With Dead Bodies
There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.
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- By Elsa Moriarty
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