Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Actual Happiest Places On Earth

Cynicism is easy to come by when literally any combination of words punched into a search engine reveals twisted pornography and creative racism. But optimism takes work. And we decided to work.


7 Things You Learn As A Straight Guy Who's A Crossdresser

Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser


5 Things You Learn After Getting Shingles

Yes, I had shingles, and, as I was about to find out, even though everyone has sorta heard of it and a third of Americans get it during their lifetime, most people don't really have a good handle on what shingles is.


The 6 Shittiest Ways People Have Woken Up From A Bender

Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.


6 Propaganda Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously

However worthless your marketing degree feels, it could be much, much worse.


6 Real-Life Doctors Straight Out Of Horror Movies

We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.


5 Ways Atheists Argue Their Cause (That Aren't Helping)

I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.


5 Tips For Busting Out Of Jail (From Someone Who Did It)

We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.


5 Insane Stunts From The Craziest Record Label Of All-Time

How could a label that had Parliament-Funkadelic, KISS, Donna Summer, and Village People in their prime consistently lose money?


5 Writers Who Went Crazy While Writing Important Books

Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.


7 Bizarre Gender Stereotypes You Always See In Stock Photos

When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.


5 Ways Kids' Toys Are Shockingly Good At Teaching Sexism

It turns out that this whole thing is more complicated than anyone seems to realize.


5 Helpful Answers To Society's Most Uncomfortable Questions

What I am finding as time goes on is that we are all secretly Billy Joel.


6 Insane True Statistics That Laugh In The Face Of Logic

Welcome to the insane, Dali-esque world of mathematical probability.